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 Post subject: Re: My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jac
PostPosted: Thu January 14, 2016 4:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jac
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theplatypus wrote:
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Drop of superglue on the tip of the broken plug. Plug it back in, and let partly dry. Pull it out.

This ruined my computer's audio jack.

No shit you put superglue in it.


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this will end in tears

:shock: Burt was right!

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jac
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Did you try the magnet trick?

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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cutuphalfdead wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Drop of superglue on the tip of the broken plug. Plug it back in, and let partly dry. Pull it out.

This ruined my computer's audio jack.

No shit you put superglue in it.

Yeah. I had to get the audio jack replaced. And a USB port that broke when I accidentally dropped my computer. Anyway, things are better now, and hopefully this provides Ruddo some closure.

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 Post subject: Re: My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jac
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 Post subject: Re: My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jac
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Thank you, Jorge.

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 Post subject: Re: My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jac
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So this happened to a laptop in our household. After a quick google search I found there is a tool made specifically for this problem. I ordered it off of Amazon and 2 days later it arrived and worked in seconds.

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 Post subject: Re: My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jac
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Don't use a stupid tool! You have to pour glue into your port.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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Unlocking this so Jorge can comment about it

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I lied about the resolution to this episode just to give you closure

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 Post subject: Re: My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jac
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Jorge wrote:
I lied about the resolution to this episode just to give you closure

I figured. But now that I know it can be done easily, I'm ok with that.

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Use a very powerful magnet.

Just kidding! Don't do that! My suggestion to use a magnet was really just a clever ruse to get you to destroy your own computer. But I am too kind-hearted to follow through on this ruse, so I exposed it immediately as a ruse. Don't use a magnet! It was a ruse and I am sorry!

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Asher is mistaken, magnets make your computer run better. The more powerful the magnet the better the effect.


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It's a ruse! Don't believe him! Norris has ruses! I do not!

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I doubled my hard disk space by putting a magnet against it.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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Yeah it's like super defragging your drive, it more efficiently places the 1s and 0s so you can fit more data.


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 Post subject: Re: My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jac
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Norris wrote:
Yeah it's like super defragging your drive, it more efficiently places the 1s and 0s so you can fit more data.

Can you elaborate on this?

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