Limit the number of threads one poster can start.

Obviously.

Minimum 10 posts per day or gtfo.

This is outta control.

I like this better.

Post faster, RM!

"Bequeef"

help me self-censor, RM. should i create a thread called “Squirt Reynolds” where the OP is a jpg of a Super Soaker?

I bequeef to you my approval of that thread.

i don’t think tree or Argo would like it. in the case of tree, that probably means it’s a good idea. but in the case of Argo, it probably means it’s a bad idea. i’m torn #natalieimbruglia

Alex, like... who are you even posting for, ya know? Do YOU enjoy most of your posts very much? Try to think about what you're about to post and consider who it's for and if anyone will actually get anything out of it, maybe?

i post primarily for Lenny. secondarily for girbilio.

Okay settle down, didn't you spend a whole year pretending that misspelling words was the apex of comedy

I've grouwn and changed, because I self-reflected, contemplated what I was douing and why. I'm simply, respectfully asking Alex to dou the same.

I hear you loud and clear, tree. I’ll take some time to reflect and examine my approach. It is only through looking inward can one truly change. In the meantime, I leave you with deez

Thank you. I used to be more rebellious and annouying, troll-like at times even, but I eventually learned this isn't the place for that. RM is full of intelligent, interesting, wealthy, honourable people who deserve to be treated with respect, solemnity, and sincerity.

I was hoping you were going to say “deez what?”

I'm not an IDIOT! gotdang

Spoiler: show

you were going to say deez nutz, right?

I knew it

I’ve thought a lot about this and I’ve decided it’s a good idea to only post 10 times a day. I will impose this limit upon myself.

It's the right thing to do