your alarm bells, they should be ringing

[washing machine]

I am waiting patiently, devices on, for the big FEMA test scheduled for approx 1:20pm CST.

This event promises to unite our country's digital gut with noise and vibration. A hands-across-america of panic and fear, despite advance warnings from our Federal guides.

Please feel free to use this thread as a respite from the universal hum.

[tree_]

if i set my cellular data into the "off" position, will the government's bells' ambiances still be summoned unto me?

[washing machine]

if i set my cellular data in the "off" position, will the bells' ambiances still be summoned unto me?

There is no way of knowing. Please keep us updated.

For me, I will welcome the sound. I'm curious to hear the tone/pitch of the thing.

[washing machine]

this is getting close.

[tree_]

if i set my cellular data in the "off" position, will the bells' ambiances still be summoned unto me?

There is no way of knowing. Please keep us updated.

For me, I will welcome the sound. I'm curious to hear the tone/pitch of the thing.

it just happened! before i had the chance to test this hypothesis, the alert bells sounded and i nearly jumped out of my seat

[washing machine]

It happened here too. Missed opportunity by the Federal government to develop a new sound. Same old tone to my ears, but then again I wasn't listening with headphones.

[tree_]

happy government bells day to you. i hope you enjoyed

[Coach]

that alert scared the crap out of me, so loud

[E.H. Ruddock]

Russia did theirs today as well. Hmm

[tree_]

probably has something to do with fluoride

[B]

My phone didn't do anything.

[96583UP]

this shit happened while i was listening to music on airpods and it was annoying

[dad]

this shit happened while i was listening to music on airpods and it was annoying

oh no, I think that means they’ve got you under control now, bro.

Sorry…

[96583UP]

this shit happened while i was listening to music on airpods and it was annoying

oh no, I think that means they’ve got you under control now, bro.

Sorry…

they know that i like Yanni: Live at the Acropolis

[washing machine]

Now that the test is over, we wait in dread for the same tone loaded with a grim meaning that will indicate alarm and surprises.

[dad]

great thread title, by the way.

[spike]

Now that the test is over, we wait in dread for the same tone loaded with a grim meaning that will indicate alarm and surprises.

signaling the first annual purge

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sad i missed this thread

[tommy]

sad i missed this thread

We really missed out