Let me be your “Siri “

[Whitey McTeeth]

Why not give me a try? Unless you support her monopoly on guidance.

Let me “technically” support you.

Feel free to post here for my help.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Siri: where has Whitey been all this time? He's greatly missed.

[Whitey McTeeth]

If he’s in your heart, he’s always here. Especially if I never log out.

[knee tunes]

Siri, who cuts your hair?

[Whitey McTeeth]

It’s not a place that normally cuts hair!
Well human hair at least.

[Jorge]

Whitey, fill my ears with spiders

[Norris]

Whitey, why was balki banned?

[Whitey McTeeth]

What kind of spiders, and do you have a particular event in mind?

And pete, I sourced some of my queries out to my 8ball, and it said “it is certain”. So there you go, 2 more wishes left.

[Norris]

I'm confused. Are you Siri, an 8 ball, or a genie?

[Norris]

Whitey, what was that thing you said your friends called you, but I'm certain no one has ever called you?

[Whitey McTeeth]

It’s whispered in the wind whenever two or more tasks are needed.

[Whitey McTeeth]

Look up at my last post to answer your first question.

[Jorge]

Whitey, what's the weather going to look like tomorrow

[tree_]

White Siri, is Burt going to be ok?

[Norris]

It’s whispered in the wind whenever two or more tasks are needed.

Oh I remember now. No one calls you that.

[Whitey McTeeth]

Whitey, what's the weather going to look like tomorrow

The sun will come up tomorrow.

[knee tunes]

out

[Norris]

[knee tunes]

*curtsies*