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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
PostPosted: Mon April 16, 2018 2:04 pm 
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washing machine wrote:
It seems like more and more, Uber drivers are relying on their glitchy GPS to a fault. I’m not totally convinced that ride sharing GPS apps aren’t purposely getting it wrong for profit.

WTF did contract drivers do before GPS? Were cabbies just that in tune with city maps? More to the point -- are today’s drivers so coddled by tech that they don’t think a knowledge of the city map is worth a damn?

please calm down

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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 10:50 pm 
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This current Uber driver is asking me questions that I couldn’t possibly have the answer to.

*points to apartments along the route* “Do you know how many people live in those apartments?”

*Points to road construction* “What day will this be finished?”


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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
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how many sluts were in those apartments?


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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2018 1:24 am 
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doug rr wrote:
how many sluts were in those apartments?

just kaius

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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
PostPosted: Fri June 01, 2018 7:13 pm 
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Nothing like an Orlando Uber in June with no AC

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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
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Rare pure, no bones about it 5-Star ride last night. This guy couldn’t have been older than 23 and rolled up smelling like weed. He turned around to shake my hand and introduce himself and I thought “here we go...”

Then I noticed he had The Sciences on and I said something like “man, this album’s just what I need right now.” He remarked that I was the first person to recognize it, then switched to a new Sleep track I’d never heard. Then he shut the fuck up and we both just...jammed. Genuine human connection. Exactly what I needed after a brutal night closing down the bar.


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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
PostPosted: Sun June 03, 2018 6:15 pm 
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I have taken an Uber probably 10 times or less in my life and I have no stories to tell.

Sorry. :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
PostPosted: Sun June 17, 2018 4:23 am 
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I just want to get home from a delayed flight and my Uber driver has to stop for gas. :/

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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
PostPosted: Sun August 12, 2018 4:19 pm 
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“Are you from Houston?”
“What part?”
“What high school did you go to?”
“Did you play sports there?”
“Do you like sports?”

I’m not exaggerating. One question after another. Rapid fire.


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I had one last year that explained to me why he couldn't go back to Iraq due to his desertion of the army. He fled here and then brought his wife over to live with him. She, according to my recollection of what he told me, changed in America and began having sex with everyone. (I believe that is the exact phrasing).

I question this story for two reasons:

1- An Iraqi military defector (at least I would hope) would have a hard time getting in the situation where he could become my short term chauffeur. Maybe he was one of the few true refugees that were here legally, but then again, maybe not.

2- He did not mention kids, and i got the impression he didn't have any, yet somehow I think that the odds would favor that he did.

None of it seemed unusual until I exited the vehicle, however. Weird.


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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
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My driver just had an Asian person cut him off, and he proceeded to say "ricers" are the worst drivers.

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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
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We have “Ricer Wednesdays” here once a month. Showcase of souped up Hondas and Toyotas drag racing downtown. Everyone pops hoods and hangs out at the Rice Box food truck when they’re finished racing. True story.


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 Post subject: Re: Stories from your Uber driver
PostPosted: Wed September 19, 2018 1:33 am 
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within the next ten years, there won't be human uber drivers

BUT

maybe by then prostitution will be legal

in which case, their jobs will be transitioned to Uber fluffers while the robot car drives you places

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