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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Tue April 26, 2016 5:52 pm 
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Is that a Rhode Island hat? Chris Martin :heartbeat:

nope. it stands for "rambling imbeciles"


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Tue April 26, 2016 6:14 pm 
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I heard she's terrible in bed.

Hmm

True story.

Well, tell it to us.

we talkin a dead fish or what?

Yeah, basically. I have a friend who's slept with more than a few notable celebrities. He picked up Heather Graham at a Whole Foods. Just tuned out, unresponsive, limp, uninterested, boring.

He picked her up at the grocery store and just took her home to bang? What a king!

He's got insane charisma. Women really love him. He's got something going on, for sure. He does that kind of shit all the time. He's all cock & stomach, that one.

have you ever pictured him d*ing it with an rmer?

No, I haven't. But I have wondered what it would be like to have sex with him.

burning, i'd guess


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Tue April 26, 2016 6:17 pm 
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great now im horny


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
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Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
Self wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
I heard she's terrible in bed.

Hmm

True story.

Well, tell it to us.

we talkin a dead fish or what?

Yeah, basically. I have a friend who's slept with more than a few notable celebrities. He picked up Heather Graham at a Whole Foods. Just tuned out, unresponsive, limp, uninterested, boring.

He picked her up at the grocery store and just took her home to bang? What a king!

whole foods all have wine bars where people hang out and drink. picking up strange at the grocery store has never been easier.


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Tue April 26, 2016 9:15 pm 
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spike wrote:
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
Self wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
I heard she's terrible in bed.

Hmm

True story.

Well, tell it to us.

we talkin a dead fish or what?

Yeah, basically. I have a friend who's slept with more than a few notable celebrities. He picked up Heather Graham at a Whole Foods. Just tuned out, unresponsive, limp, uninterested, boring.

He picked her up at the grocery store and just took her home to bang? What a king!

whole foods all have wine bars where people hang out and drink. picking up strange at the grocery store has never been easier.

What a time to be alive!


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
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spike wrote:
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
Self wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
I heard she's terrible in bed.

Hmm

True story.

Well, tell it to us.

we talkin a dead fish or what?

Yeah, basically. I have a friend who's slept with more than a few notable celebrities. He picked up Heather Graham at a Whole Foods. Just tuned out, unresponsive, limp, uninterested, boring.

He picked her up at the grocery store and just took her home to bang? What a king!

whole foods all have wine bars where people hang out and drink. picking up strange at the grocery store has never been easier.

i guess i'm going to start hanging out at whole foods then

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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
Self wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
I heard she's terrible in bed.

Hmm

True story.

Well, tell it to us.

we talkin a dead fish or what?

Yeah, basically. I have a friend who's slept with more than a few notable celebrities. He picked up Heather Graham at a Whole Foods. Just tuned out, unresponsive, limp, uninterested, boring.

He picked her up at the grocery store and just took her home to bang? What a king!

whole foods all have wine bars where people hang out and drink. picking up strange at the grocery store has never been easier.

i guess i'm going to start hanging out at whole foods then

i hope you like jazz.


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Tue April 26, 2016 9:20 pm 
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durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
Self wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
I heard she's terrible in bed.

Hmm

True story.

Well, tell it to us.

we talkin a dead fish or what?

Yeah, basically. I have a friend who's slept with more than a few notable celebrities. He picked up Heather Graham at a Whole Foods. Just tuned out, unresponsive, limp, uninterested, boring.

He picked her up at the grocery store and just took her home to bang? What a king!

whole foods all have wine bars where people hang out and drink. picking up strange at the grocery store has never been easier.

What a time to be alive!

Whole Foods in Union Square is an unbelievably nightmarish experience of densely populated aisles, a clusterfucked checkout process, beautiful women in yoga pants, and homeless people.


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Wed April 27, 2016 12:31 am 
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durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
Strat wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Mecca wrote:
Self wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Kaius wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
I heard she's terrible in bed.

Hmm

True story.

Well, tell it to us.

we talkin a dead fish or what?

Yeah, basically. I have a friend who's slept with more than a few notable celebrities. He picked up Heather Graham at a Whole Foods. Just tuned out, unresponsive, limp, uninterested, boring.

He picked her up at the grocery store and just took her home to bang? What a king!

whole foods all have wine bars where people hang out and drink. picking up strange at the grocery store has never been easier.

What a time to be alive!


Will you stop saying that?


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Wed April 27, 2016 2:56 am 
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still trying to figure out what inspired Lenny to make this thread. all I know is I love it.

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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
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I've gotta say I'm a little uncomfortable with the way d,t talked about women in this thread. I'm beginning to question why he is considered our resident nice-guy.

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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Wed April 27, 2016 3:01 am 
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I've gotta say I'm a little uncomfortable with the way d,t talked about women in this thread. I'm beginning to question why he is considered our resident nice-guy.

that guy has proved he is a total-head case in the murder thread

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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Wed April 27, 2016 3:07 am 
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My guess is Joey's friend is a shitty fuck who blames the woman when he can't get her off

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Wed April 27, 2016 3:10 am 
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The issue now is why Joey thinks it's acceptable to come in here and spread rumors that a strong, independent woman is a shitty lay.

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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Wed April 27, 2016 3:11 am 
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can't understand why you are so passionate about this, argo.

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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
PostPosted: Wed April 27, 2016 3:12 am 
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Argo has a point, though.

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
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I'm defending Rollergirl's honor. Also, if I can get Joey kicked out of the nice-guy slot, I could maybe take his place as everyone's favorite.

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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
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That's an off-putting ulterior motive, Argo.

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
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The Argonaut wrote:
I'm defending Rollergirl's honor. Also, if I can get Joey kicked out of the nice-guy slot, I could maybe take his place as everyone's favorite.

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

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 Post subject: Re: chris martin and heather graham seen walking on the beac
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I don't want to rock the boat here, but Heather Graham is so hot.

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