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verb_to_trust · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 3:23 am

I bought a selfie stick tonight

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 66220

Its Saturday night, all i wanted to do was watch some porn but instead i came to this whiny place

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 72424

verb_to_trust wrote:

I bought a selfie stick tonight

okay if this isn't bannable i don't know what is

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 72424

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Its Saturday night, all i wanted to do was watch some porn but instead i came to this whiny place

stop complaining so much

where's your wife?

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 66220

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Its Saturday night, all i wanted to do was watch some porn but instead i came to this whiny place

stop complaining so much

where's your wife?

She's sick, so she went to bed early

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 72424

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Its Saturday night, all i wanted to do was watch some porn but instead i came to this whiny place

stop complaining so much

where's your wife?

She's sick, so she went to bed early

tell her i hope she feels better soon

also, i've been thinking about a meetup of the southern rmers...i was thinking about a weekend of golf and debauchery...atlanta seems like a good central location, so we can all stay at biff's

verb_to_trust · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 3:47 am

We need it for our trip to Utah in April. Selfie sticks are way more practical than you think.

LetMeSleep · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 3:50 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Its Saturday night, all i wanted to do was watch some porn but instead i came to this whiny place

What's this got to do with recent purchases unless you have paid for porn?

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 66220

verb_to_trust wrote:

We need it for our trip to Utah is April. Selfie sticks are say more practical than you think.

If by practical you mean stupid, then yes I agree

LetMeSleep · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 3:52 am

verb_to_trust wrote:

We need it for our trip to Utah is April. Selfie sticks are say more practical than you think.

There is no justification for such an idiotic thought process.

verb_to_trust · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 4:19 am

Umm...taking good photographs in front of scenic backdrops as a couple? You guys are bitter and weird.

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 24691

WHY MUST YOU BE IN THEM WE BELIEVE YOU WERE THERE

verb_to_trust · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 5:17 am

We want them for ourselves. You're married, you don't have any pictures with your wife?

Sgt. Crackpot · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 8:19 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

I bought a selfie stick tonight

okay if this isn't bannable i don't know what is

Done.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 66220

Back in my day we used to ask a stranger to take the picture of us

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 24691

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Back in my day we used to ask a stranger to take the picture of us

verb_to_trust · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 3:52 pm

There is always the chance someone runs off with your phone. The stick makes me feel safe.

Strat · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 4:01 pm

verb_to_trust wrote:

There is always the chance someone runs off with your phone. The stick makes me feel safe.

lol.

Sgt. Crackpot · **Posted:** Sun February 21, 2016 6:18 pm

Strat wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

There is always the chance someone runs off with your phone. The stick makes me feel safe.

lol.

The irony is that someone is more likely to beat you up.

With the stick.

Kaius · **Joined:** Fri November 15, 2013 6:14 am **Posts:** 21318

cutuphalfdead wrote:

It's all a distraction to stop himself from acknowledging his deep rooted desire for penis in his mouth.

lol

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