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Author:  Strat [ Wed October 11, 2017 4:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Strat wrote:
I hope you are having a fine day, len.

meh...u?

My contacts are old and i need to get to the post office to pick up my new set. old contacts are awful. They make me feel drunk.

Author:  lennytheweedwhacker [ Thu October 12, 2017 6:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

Image

Author:  bodysnatcher [ Thu October 12, 2017 6:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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not exactly the order i'd do those things.

Author:  lennytheweedwhacker [ Thu October 12, 2017 6:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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not exactly the order i'd do those things.

the lathering in coconut oil should be done first i'd think

Author:  lennytheweedwhacker [ Thu October 12, 2017 11:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

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Author:  BurtReynolds [ Fri October 13, 2017 12:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

cool cat

Author:  lennytheweedwhacker [ Fri October 13, 2017 12:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

BurtReynolds wrote:
cool cat

happy thursday, burt...how has your day been?

Author:  bodysnatcher [ Fri October 13, 2017 7:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

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Guess that makes me Lil' Piece Of Pasta From Dinner Stuck In My Gum

Author:  theplatypus [ Fri October 13, 2017 7:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

Lil' Bodysnatcher's Mom's Pussy

Author:  bodysnatcher [ Fri October 13, 2017 8:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

what in Sam Hill...?

Author:  Sgt. Crackpot [ Fri October 13, 2017 8:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

lol

Author:  Higgs [ Fri October 13, 2017 8:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

:haha:

Seriously...my gut is hurting from laughing so loud!

7 out of 7!

Author:  LetMeSleep [ Fri October 13, 2017 9:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

Higgs wrote:
:haha:

Seriously...my gut is hurting from laughing so loud!

7 out of 7!

Dad, why are you laughing? Um. You wouldn't understand.

Author:  theplatypus [ Mon October 16, 2017 12:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

theplatypus wrote:
There is some woman named Bonny who is going through all of my Dad's Facebook photos (many of which were uploaded by me) and 'liking' a bunch of them. It's either his new girlfriend or just an admirer.


theplatypus wrote:
I went on her profile and this is her photo

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which is the kind of photo that usually screams 'fake profile'.

But her profile is full of regular-person momcore shit, like memes about how much she loves her family and more normal-looking photos with friends at places.



Confirmed: this is in fact my Dad's new girlfriend. She is 26 years old.

Author:  The Argonaut [ Mon October 16, 2017 12:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

Is that uncomfortable for you? You're older than she is

Author:  Sgt. Crackpot [ Mon October 16, 2017 12:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

The Argonaut wrote:
Is that uncomfortable for you? You're older than she is

Jorge is realer than she is too, so

Author:  theplatypus [ Mon October 16, 2017 12:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

My sister met her today, so she's pretty real.

It doesn't make me uncomfortable... it's just funny. But yeah, she's 26 and has two kids. Also she doesn't really look 26 tbh

Author:  Sgt. Crackpot [ Mon October 16, 2017 1:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

She doesn't look like she's had kids. Where are the stretch marks?

Author:  Leatherhead [ Mon October 16, 2017 1:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

Steal her from your Dad.

Author:  theplatypus [ Mon October 16, 2017 1:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Facebook

Leatherhead wrote:
Steal her from your Dad.

Definitely not my type

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