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washing machine · **Posted:** Mon January 29, 2018 3:28 am

I've got a Facebook friend who pretty much only uses her page to constantly promote her younger cousin's high school endeavors. All the time. "Hard to believe she's a senior now." "She's been kicking so much ass in volleyball this year!" "Where does the time go?" She's not that much older than her, she's not her caregiver, and they didn't even grow up in the same city. It's so just bizarre to me for some reason.

Biff Pocoroba · **Posted:** Fri February 02, 2018 6:42 pm

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Fri February 02, 2018 6:44 pm

i bet $1000 her mom has the same hairstyle

washing machine · **Posted:** Fri February 02, 2018 11:35 pm

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Sat February 03, 2018 12:38 am

hot take

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 50491

Brawd

washing machine · **Posted:** Sat February 03, 2018 2:13 am

pray for him

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 50008

washing machine wrote:

pray for him

before or after the head?

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 50491

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

washing machine wrote:

pray for him

before or after the head?

Let him be

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Sat February 03, 2018 2:58 am

Biff Pocoroba wrote:

good trigger discipline. Gotta teach em early.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 7950

BurtReynolds wrote:

Biff Pocoroba wrote:

good trigger discipline. Gotta teach em early.

looking forward to the follow up post 6 months from now advertising the funeral for the accidental shooting of her parent who took that photo

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Sat February 03, 2018 3:07 am

96583UP wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Biff Pocoroba wrote:

good trigger discipline. Gotta teach em early.

looking forward to the follow up post 6 months from now advertising the funeral for the accidental shooting of her parent who took that photo

you're not an adult until you've defeated your parent in mortal combat.

wease · **Posted:** Sat February 03, 2018 11:55 am

BurtReynolds wrote:

96583UP wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

Biff Pocoroba wrote:

good trigger discipline. Gotta teach em early.

looking forward to the follow up post 6 months from now advertising the funeral for the accidental shooting of her parent who took that photo

you're not an adult until you've defeated your parent in mortal combat.

Happy Festivus!

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 50491

Some Facebook acquaintance congratulated her husband for winning a local beard contest. In the comments, one of his parents said, "congrats, so proud of you son". For growing a beard

LetMeSleep · **Posted:** Sun February 04, 2018 7:19 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Some Facebook acquaintance congratulated her husband for winning a local beard contest. In the comments, one of his parents said, "congrats, so proud of you son". For growing a beard

That’s a homegrown American beard not some immigrant variety.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 50491

This isn't a joke post, they were serious with the spelling

"Relaxing by a campfire and enjoying a great birthday/ valentimes weekend"

Anders · **Posted:** Sun February 11, 2018 12:34 pm

That is really strange, but you get all kinds of posts on facebook. I gave up on that stuff years ago. Still have an account though.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 50491

Anders, I live in the southern United States. The language, uh, knowledge? here is not the greatest. Many under educated people here call it "valentimes". It drives me nuts

Anders · **Posted:** Sun February 11, 2018 12:38 pm

Do you ever correct anyone?

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 50491

No, it would be pointless.

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