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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Today’s the day len


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I recently heard a story on the radio where a guy in England got arrested on suspected drug possession and the theory is that he swallowed the stash. So they were gonna hold him til he shat it out and then they’d have evidence.

He went 47 days without pooping and they finally had to let him go.

Baller move


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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just ate breakfast

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Len, I would seriously come and see you if you were a bit closer than Yuma.

6 hours roundtrip is a little much for freaking Yuma.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Taco Bell breakfast crunchwrap???!??!?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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96583UP wrote:
Taco Bell breakfast crunchwrap???!??!?

two eggs, one piece of sausage, one biscuit

imma poop at halftime of this game

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run2death wrote:
Len, I would seriously come and see you if you were a bit closer than Yuma.

6 hours roundtrip is a little much for freaking Yuma.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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pooping right now are you guys happy?

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run2death wrote:
Len, I would seriously come and see you if you were a bit closer than Yuma.

6 hours roundtrip is a little much for freaking Yuma.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
pooping right now are you guys happy?

Lenny, going back to when you were a little kid ... did you ever imagine that one day your 42,567th post on a semi-related-to-Pearl-Jam message board would be about the poo you were dropping?

Asking for a friend.

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
pooping right now are you guys happy?

Was it satisfying?


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Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
pooping right now are you guys happy?

Lenny, going back to when you were a little kid ... did you ever imagine that one day your 42,567th post on a semi-related-to-Pearl-Jam message board would be about the poo you were dropping?

Asking for a friend.

yes

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Len, I would seriously come and see you if you were a bit closer than Yuma.

6 hours roundtrip is a little much for freaking Yuma.


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wease wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
pooping right now are you guys happy?

Was it satisfying?

somewhat, i guess

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run2death wrote:
Len, I would seriously come and see you if you were a bit closer than Yuma.

6 hours roundtrip is a little much for freaking Yuma.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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dropping so much payload it amassed into a mound like a volcano emerging from the south pacific

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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96583UP wrote:
dropping so much payload it amassed into a mound like a volcano emerging from the south pacific

Was it satisfying?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
pooping right now are you guys happy?

Praise Shitorius, the god of poop.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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wease wrote:
96583UP wrote:
dropping so much payload it amassed into a mound like a volcano emerging from the south pacific

Was it satisfying?


yes, it was like emptying a wheel barrow into a child's swimming pool

i had to open a window

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
pooping right now are you guys happy?

Lenny, going back to when you were a little kid ... did you ever imagine that one day your 42,567th post on a semi-related-to-Pearl-Jam message board would be about the poo you were dropping?

Asking for a friend.

yes

That was very prescient of you.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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wease wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I recently heard a story on the radio where a guy in England got arrested on suspected drug possession and the theory is that he swallowed the stash. So they were gonna hold him til he shat it out and then they’d have evidence.

He went 47 days without pooping and they finally had to let him go.

Baller move

I don't believe you could go that long without pooping.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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CopperTom wrote:
wease wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I recently heard a story on the radio where a guy in England got arrested on suspected drug possession and the theory is that he swallowed the stash. So they were gonna hold him til he shat it out and then they’d have evidence.

He went 47 days without pooping and they finally had to let him go.

Baller move

I don't believe you could go that long without pooping.


i have. happened about 13 years ago. the finale was a terrible and beautiful moment that i'll never forget. if i close my eyes, i can still feel it in my butt.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
wease wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I recently heard a story on the radio where a guy in England got arrested on suspected drug possession and the theory is that he swallowed the stash. So they were gonna hold him til he shat it out and then they’d have evidence.

He went 47 days without pooping and they finally had to let him go.

Baller move

I don't believe you could go that long without pooping.


i have. happened about 13 years ago. the finale was a terrible and beautiful moment that i'll never forget. if i close my eyes, i can still feel it in my butt.

You should have to close your eyes for that.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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PHATJ wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
wease wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I recently heard a story on the radio where a guy in England got arrested on suspected drug possession and the theory is that he swallowed the stash. So they were gonna hold him til he shat it out and then they’d have evidence.

He went 47 days without pooping and they finally had to let him go.

Baller move

I don't believe you could go that long without pooping.


i have. happened about 13 years ago. the finale was a terrible and beautiful moment that i'll never forget. if i close my eyes, i can still feel it in my butt.

You should have to close your eyes for that.


I don't have to, I just like to so I can block out all other distractions and focus on how exquisite that moment of release was


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