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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Wed September 02, 2015 6:46 pm 
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I usually wake up around 8 to poop.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I left a beautiful coiled snake in the toilet this morning.


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Is there anything worse in everyday life than public toilet splashback?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
do you guys have a certain time that you typically poop? mine is normally between 10:30-11:30 if I'm regular.

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i've never been a regular pooper. I poop when the urge strikes, as the good lord intended.

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LetMeSleep wrote:
Is there anything worse in everyday life than public toilet splashback?


without a doubt.

i always worry that i instantly contracted anal warts.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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BurtReynolds wrote:
i've never been a regular pooper. I poop when the urge strikes, as the good lord intended.

I'm so into everything Burt it's sickening

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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BurtReynolds wrote:
i've never been a regular pooper. I poop when the urge strikes, as the good lord intended.


my god is a vengeful god. that's why i didn't shit for 3 months... i had just moved in with my girlfriend out of wedlock.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
i've never been a regular pooper. I poop when the urge strikes, as the good lord intended.


my god is a vengeful god. that's why i didn't shit for 3 months... i had just moved in with my girlfriend out of wedlock.

Maybe there is a buttgod
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtopic.php?p=585715#p585715


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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good god.

true story... my friend is Christina Hendricks' stylist. We get invited down to LA every so often for parties, but my wife knows i'm super into Christina, and is worried that she'd be really into me.

Obviously wife is wearing love goggles, bc yeah, that'd never happen.

I think it's mostly bc my wife isn't into her, so the threesome is out of the picture.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Just had a green poop.


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I'm pooping at work right now before everyone else gets in to the office

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Just woke up; pooping.

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Kaius wrote:
Just woke up pooping.


New sheets for sure. Possibly a new bed if the consistency was wrong.


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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Just had a green poop.


This needs more love.

WTF did you eat, Stud?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Just had a green poop.


This needs more love.

WTF did you eat, Stud?

Fajitas and a big bowl of fruit.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Kaius wrote:
Just woke up; pooping.

Don't worry lads. I always poo before I get up.


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