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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Mon December 11, 2017 6:51 pm 
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But you wouldn’t worry about your shit smell leaking out from under the door.

The courtesy flush takes care of that

You wouldn’t need the courtesy flush tho.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I think the best thing to do is just announce that you're taking a shit. Go shit. Wash your hands. Come back and tell her everything went much better than you expected.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I think the best thing to do is just announce that you're taking a shit. Go shit. Wash your hands. Come back and tell her everything went much better than you expected.


all joking aside, this is honestly your best path. i mean, i wouldn't give her details of how your shit went, but just be up front and be like, "ooooo, sorry, stomach is bothering me, i'll be back". it's out there and honest, and you have a hall pass to take as long as you want. then as the situation happens again and again, you've already broken that embarrassment and you can be like, "welp, seems like i love going to the bathroom at your place!" then she'll start having the bathroom really nice for you because you spend time in there every time you come over. next thing you know, she starts keeping "Ruddo Rolls" in there where you have your own stack of toilet paper. she clears some space for extra hand soap. then suddenly, there's space your bath soap in the shower (for those REALLY bad shits). next, your toothbrush! then, you're living together!

All thanks to your shits!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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There is no way a new girl can know you even take shits at all, let alone admit to shitting in her house.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I knew a girl in high school who just straight up refused to acknowledge that girls pooped at all. She was really cute but that kinda nonsense just isn't worth it.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Girls don't want to smell a guys human waste in the getting to know you phase of a relationship.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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verb_to_trust wrote:
There is no way a new girl can know you even take shits at all, let alone admit to shitting in her house.


blasphemy. it's a pillar of a relationship!

if a girl can't laugh about poop, she needs to be dropped like a bad habit.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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my wife and i had to intimately learn about each other quickly. i moved into her apartment in Manhattan, which was pretty tiny, and the bathroom was centrally located. no matter where she was in the apartment .... the bedroom, the living area, or the kitchen... she could hear me dropping bombs (the actual splashes). and vice versa. it was embarrassing maybe the first or second time, but after that, it was something we completely laughed about.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Do you guys take girls to sloppy rib joints early on in relationships too? That's something else that is off limits until later.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I think if my wife and I didn't share a genuine love for BBQ and other messy foods, then I don't think we'd have been happily married for 11 years.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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verb_to_trust wrote:
Do you guys take girls to sloppy rib joints early on in relationships too? That's something else that is off limits until later.

Not early on, no

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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i'm from mississippi, sloppy BBQ joints is where you meet women


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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when it comes to dating, i figure show them your "ugly" sides early... take them to cheap messy places... poop when you need to... be yourself. that way, they won't be disappointed and shocked when you suddenly change and start doing these things! you can't take them to expensive restaurants forever.


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can you guys believe i found a significant other?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Who takes worse smelling dumps?


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verb_to_trust wrote:
Who takes worse smelling dumps?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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My significant others dumps smell way worse than mine do


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verb_to_trust wrote:
My significant others dumps smell way worse than mine do

when are you guys getting hitched?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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verb_to_trust wrote:
My significant others dumps smell way worse than mine do


when she's pooping, do you dance outside the bathroom door and sing the Fergie song, "My dumps, my dumps, my lovely lady lumps" ?


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