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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Mon December 11, 2017 3:48 am 
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
So last night I was in a situation where I was at a girl's house, and it just happened to be someone I'm kind of interested in. Anyway, we've only hung out like two times. Well, the stomach rumble started last night and I couldn't hold it. So I went in and tried to make it as fast as possible so she thought I was only taking a leak. I think it worked.

Also, during the two minutes I was on the toilet, I texted bodysnatcher about my situation. :lol:

Man, I've had some stomach issues lately. Last night I was at her house again when my stomach struck. And there was no hiding it. I apologized and said my stomach was upset, and she seemed fine and asked if I was ok, but I know on the inside she was judging me. Let's see.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
So last night I was in a situation where I was at a girl's house, and it just happened to be someone I'm kind of interested in. Anyway, we've only hung out like two times. Well, the stomach rumble started last night and I couldn't hold it. So I went in and tried to make it as fast as possible so she thought I was only taking a leak. I think it worked.

Also, during the two minutes I was on the toilet, I texted bodysnatcher about my situation. :lol:

Man, I've had some stomach issues lately. Last night I was at her house again when my stomach struck. And there was no hiding it. I apologized and said my stomach was upset, and she seemed fine and asked if I was ok, but I know on the inside she was judging me. Let's see.

This might be like the bookstore thing. You're triggered in certain context.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Man I hope not. I kinda like this girl. But if I'm going to shit my pants whenever we hang out, ugh

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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In that situation you just need to flush immediately if you think you can blast it all out at once. You risk two flushes being heard but you can't risk the smell getting out.


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verb_to_trust wrote:
In that situation you just need to flush immediately if you think you can blast it all out at once. You risk two flushes being heard but you can't risk the smell getting out.

Yeah I did do that. She wanted to do something with me again today. I couldn't because I was busy, but that's a good sign.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Depends on a lot of factors but if you are overly worried about the double flush in that situation there is always the option of foregoing wiping.


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verb_to_trust wrote:
Depends on a lot of factors but if you are overly worried about the double flush in that situation there is always the option of foregoing wiping.

In this situation I don't think she heard the flushing due to bathroom location. But I was in there long enough that she knew that I want just taking a leak.

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She could be flushing twice too, you know.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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That would seem pretty wasteful


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She could be flushing twice too, you know.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Hey Ruddo, serious question. Have you noticed a change in your poops lately? And/or do you think they may be linked to anxiety? i.e. nervous poops? I used to get those. PM me for info if you like.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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A spray bottle of that Poo-pourri would be perfect for this situation


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A spray bottle of that Poo-pourri would be perfect for this situation

I got a co-worker that keeps that in the office. He swears by the stuff.


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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Hey Ruddo, serious question. Have you noticed a change in your poops lately? And/or do you think they may be linked to anxiety? i.e. nervous poops? I used to get those. PM me for info if you like.

Nah, I used to have bad anxiety, and know all too well about anxiety shits. This isn't it. I've been having some stomach issues lately. I've changed my diet recently and it is related to that, I believe.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Mon December 11, 2017 5:26 pm 
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durdencommatyler wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
A spray bottle of that Poo-pourri would be perfect for this situation

I got a co-worker that keeps that in the office. He swears by the stuff.


It's pretty legit.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
A spray bottle of that Poo-pourri would be perfect for this situation

I got a co-worker that keeps that in the office. He swears by the stuff.


It's pretty legit.

It really is. We gave it as stocking stuffer gifts last year to those most deserving.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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But that wouldn't cover up the fact that I was in there forever, so she still would know what I was doing

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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But you wouldn’t worry about your shit smell leaking out from under the door.


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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
But that wouldn't cover up the fact that I was in there forever, so she still would know what I was doing

Or maybe she'd think you were pleasuring yourself.


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But you wouldn’t worry about your shit smell leaking out from under the door.

The courtesy flush takes care of that

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