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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Wed August 08, 2018 6:33 pm 
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Just went at work. It took me 15 minutes to clean up afterward and I feel like I still need a shower.

I need to bring wet wipes to work.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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run2death wrote:
Just went at work. It took me 15 minutes to clean up afterward and I feel like I still need a shower.

I need to bring wet wipes to work.


i hate those.

i keep a box of these in my desk. they're invaluable.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I’m a private shitter and a creature of habit. Travel fucks with me. For two of the three nights I was in Seattle I stayed with a friend at his friend’s apartment. It’s one of those one bathroom with two doors - one to the bedroom, one to the main room - deals. And the person whose apartment it is happens to be female. My body will physically not allow my colon to relax in a situation like that. Now I’m home and the mother of my children is in the next room while I can’t stop shitting.


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hints of cardamom

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public service announcement: if you take a dump, and then the bathroom smells like cigarettes, you are probably smoking too many cigarettes


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or you're smoking in the bathroom stall


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tragabigzanda wrote:
public service announcement: if you take a dump, and then the bathroom smells like cigarettes, you are probably smoking too many cigarettes


jesus.

i'd imagine the only thing that smells worse than cigarettes, is a cigarette smell wrapped in shit.


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after a rough day yesterday i focused on salads and veg and am pleased to report solid improvements this morning

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Pooping at work for the first time in the new building.


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Pooping at work for the first time in the new building.


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Taco Bell for supper last night. This morning has not been pleasant.


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Taco Bell for supper last night. This morning has not been pleasant.


intestinal suicide, wease! repent for your sins!


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bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
Taco Bell for supper last night. This morning has not been pleasant.


intestinal suicide, wease! repent for your sins!

Oh, I’ve paid dearly


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I went to the bathroom this morning and left my infant sons--10 months old--in the kitchen to fend for themselves. Surrounded by toys, snacks, etc. I was gone for 5 minutes and they got into the trash, unloaded a dirty diaper and smeared poop all over themselves and the floor. Threw them both in the bath with their clothes on, cleaned them up, threw them into their cribs naked, cleaned the floor, showered myself, and then got them ready to get out of the house. Quite the morning. I have 5.5 hours of work left and am already completely drained.

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Simple Torture wrote:
I went to the bathroom this morning and left my infant sons--10 months old--in the kitchen to fend for themselves. Surrounded by toys, snacks, etc. I was gone for 5 minutes and they got into the trash, unloaded a dirty diaper and smeared poop all over themselves and the floor. Threw them both in the bath with their clothes on, cleaned them up, threw them into their cribs naked, cleaned the floor, showered myself, and then got them ready to get out of the house. Quite the morning. I have 5.5 hours of work left and am already completely drained.

:shake: sorry man


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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thinking about how the Kati rolls and 5 cups of coffee i had today will manifest themselves

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thinking about how the Kati rolls and 5 cups of coffee i had today will manifest themselves


probably look exactly like a Kati roll


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Simple Torture wrote:
I went to the bathroom this morning and left my infant sons--10 months old--in the kitchen to fend for themselves. Surrounded by toys, snacks, etc. I was gone for 5 minutes and they got into the trash, unloaded a dirty diaper and smeared poop all over themselves and the floor. Threw them both in the bath with their clothes on, cleaned them up, threw them into their cribs naked, cleaned the floor, showered myself, and then got them ready to get out of the house. Quite the morning. I have 5.5 hours of work left and am already completely drained.


Man, that is a rough start to the morning. Hope they were cute later in the day to make up for it, the little shits.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I had to shit during my run today. Used a public toilet at a park. Thankfully there was no backsplash. My Garmin discarded the run while I was wiping my ass though so that sucked, had to enter it on Strava manually.


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