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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Thu June 14, 2018 10:39 pm 
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Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Do you still love it?

My GF is going to order a couple for our house. Lately ive been feeling out what it would do for me. Even putting my legs up in the air a bit or on the tub and I can already sense its going to be life changing.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I enjoy it. I never poop as well when I'm on the road

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Strat wrote:
Any squatty potty users here?


Of course


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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i have two in the house

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I prop my legs over my wife's shoulders while she gives me a blumpkin. That works wonders.

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Rangi Guy wrote:
So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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That’s not even remotely believable


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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i've been crapping out stegosaurus legs all week


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
i've been crapping out stegosaurus legs all week

im afraid to ask


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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tragabigzanda wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
i've been crapping out stegosaurus legs all week

im afraid to ask


just humongous logs. probably the black bean quesadillas i've been eating all week for lunch.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
i've been crapping out stegosaurus legs all week

im afraid to ask


just humongous logs. probably the black bean quesadillas i've been eating all week for lunch.


Same. Minus the black bean quesadillas.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
i've been crapping out stegosaurus legs all week

im afraid to ask


just humongous logs. probably the black bean quesadillas i've been eating all week for lunch.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Took one fucking oxy after my operation yesterday. One! Feels like I’ll never poop again.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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daft twat wrote:
Took one fucking oxy after my operation yesterday. One! Feels like I’ll never poop again.

Drink some coffee.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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“Just has my first poop in about a month where it hasn’t felt like I’m wiping a pile of mud”


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I have a decent enough poop at home in the morning. Then afternoon rolls around at the office and i feel pressure on my intestines and colon. I think to myself "yay! another big poop"

I walk downstairs to the public bathroom and sit on the toilet only to end up using all my energy to barely push out poop slivers.

its so annoying. I can feel the shit in my stomach. Come out for fucks sake!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Also, i texted that to my girlfriend too.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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i hate that. happened to me yesterday. felt like i was about to lay an ostrich egg, and just a couple of marbles came out. but somehow, took like a third of the roll of paper to wipe. wtf?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Been abroad for 2 weeks. It’s funny how my body knows it’s home. It’s not funny at all when it knows it’s almost home.


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