The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 07, 2015 5:58 pm
Let's use this thread to talk about our bowel movements and also to read about Bodysnatcher's bowel movements.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 07, 2015 6:03 pm
Not kidding, just saw this thread while pooping
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 07, 2015 6:35 pm
Hoping to cross Alaska off my poop travel list **fingers crossed**
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 7:37 pm
I just unleashed a solid 3-foot snake. Jesus I feel so good.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 7:40 pm
I haven't had one of those in awhile. I can kind of feel it too. Feeling a little bloated. Would be nice to unleash something like that.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 7:46 pm
Yeah I've been off my game lately, and I could feel it. My gut flora was off. Bloated, lethargic.
Now?
Now?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 7:55 pm
I'm also envious of your poop, b-snatch.
I've been backed up lately.
I've been backed up lately.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 9:17 pm
I have just fully cleared the pipes and am feeling damn fine.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 9:21 pm
You know, sometimes im happy to have a day or two eating greasy stuff because it helps reset the old digestive system.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 9:24 pm
A good high fibre diet cannot be underestimated. Took me a while though.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 9:38 pm
My doctor says my recent "troubles" are probably due to an increase in beer consumption.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 9:40 pm
turned2black wrote:My doctor says my recent "troubles" are probably due to an increase in beer consumption.
That will do it!
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 9:41 pm
Why doesn't this have a poll?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 9:52 pm
Kaius wrote:Why doesn't this have a poll?
What should the poll be?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 11:35 pm
Boy did I have a hard time with a poop this week. Probably the worst pain I've ever experienced. 45 min of sweating and agony. I was chewing on a towel like Jerry Tarkanian. It was like nothing I ever experienced. First I had to pass a racket ball sized crap. I suppose if you didn't go to a fitness club in the 80's you might not be able to picture a racket ball. Basically a plum. That took 30 min. Then after some serious rocking and squatting I dropped a foot long gearthy MF'er. I'm not exaggerating these sizes. Basically I crapped a B.B.C.. I have so much respect for porn stars now. How they can pretend they enjoy that is beyond me. Oscar worthy really. I usually crap rabbit pelmets so this was a real eye opener. Brown eye opener.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 11:37 pm
theplatypus wrote:Kaius wrote:Why doesn't this have a poll?
What should the poll be?
What is the preferred state of matter that exits your butt?
1) Solid
2) Liquid
3) Gas
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 11:43 pm
Not good Bada. I once had a serious eye watering and starting to panic, holy shit this isn't happening and it's taken over 30 mins tennis ball type experience. I hope you don't develop arse grapes from it like I did.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 11:44 pm
bodysnatcher wrote:theplatypus wrote:Kaius wrote:Why doesn't this have a poll?
What should the poll be?
What is the preferred state of matter that exits your butt?
1) Solid
2) Liquid
3) Gas
What about plasma?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 11:45 pm
bodysnatcher wrote:theplatypus wrote:Kaius wrote:Why doesn't this have a poll?
What should the poll be?
What is the preferred state of matter that exits your butt?
1) Solid
2) Liquid
3) Gas
Make it a poll that you can change your answer and have the poll question, "Rate your last shit."
Bodysnatcheresque
Great
Average
Men
Oh no
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Fri August 28, 2015 11:53 pm
turned2black wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:theplatypus wrote:Kaius wrote:Why doesn't this have a poll?
What should the poll be?
What is the preferred state of matter that exits your butt?
1) Solid
2) Liquid
3) Gas
What about plasma?
I left that off bc I didn't think it made sense, but now that I reconsider, that's kind of what the river soot / mud poop is.