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Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 28, 2015 11:35 pm
Mind Your Tanners
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:53 pm Posts: 8318
Boy did I have a hard time with a poop this week. Probably the worst pain I've ever experienced. 45 min of sweating and agony. I was chewing on a towel like Jerry Tarkanian. It was like nothing I ever experienced. First I had to pass a racket ball sized crap. I suppose if you didn't go to a fitness club in the 80's you might not be able to picture a racket ball. Basically a plum. That took 30 min. Then after some serious rocking and squatting I dropped a foot long gearthy MF'er. I'm not exaggerating these sizes. Basically I crapped a B.B.C.. I have so much respect for porn stars now. How they can pretend they enjoy that is beyond me. Oscar worthy really. I usually crap rabbit pelmets so this was a real eye opener. Brown eye opener.
Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri August 28, 2015 11:43 pm
Posting (live)
Joined: Wed February 06, 2013 2:47 am Posts: 18279 Location: Hunter
Not good Bada. I once had a serious eye watering and starting to panic, holy shit this isn't happening and it's taken over 30 mins tennis ball type experience. I hope you don't develop arse grapes from it like I did.
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