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 Post subject: Re: Shitting
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 11:46 am 
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Your says are numbered, Balki.

This is not how you treat longtime, faithful customers like Balki, Sarge.


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 Post subject: Re: Shitting
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Your says are numbered, Balki.

This is not how you treat longtime, faithful customers like Balki, Sarge.

You're on the list too. The time for purification is at hand.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Shitting
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
spike wrote:
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Your says are numbered, Balki.

This is not how you treat longtime, faithful customers like Balki, Sarge.

You're on the list too. The time for purification is at hand.


I make this a better place, Sgt.

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 Post subject: Re: Shitting
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Balki wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
spike wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Your says are numbered, Balki.

This is not how you treat longtime, faithful customers like Balki, Sarge.

You're on the list too. The time for purification is at hand.


I make this a better place, Sgt.

You're not the worst second account, but you're up there.

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Rangi Guy wrote:
So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Shitting
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Balki wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
spike wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Your says are numbered, Balki.

This is not how you treat longtime, faithful customers like Balki, Sarge.

You're on the list too. The time for purification is at hand.


I make this a better place, Sgt.

You're not the worst second account, but you're up there.


*bunts*

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 Post subject: Re: Shitting
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
spike wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Your says are numbered, Balki.

This is not how you treat longtime, faithful customers like Balki, Sarge.

You're on the list too. The time for purification is at hand.

I'd like to speak to your manager please.


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 Post subject: Re: Shitting
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spike wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
spike wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Your says are numbered, Balki.

This is not how you treat longtime, faithful customers like Balki, Sarge.

You're on the list too. The time for purification is at hand.

I'd like to speak to your manager please.

:lol:

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Shitting
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
spike wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
spike wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Your says are numbered, Balki.

This is not how you treat longtime, faithful customers like Balki, Sarge.

You're on the list too. The time for purification is at hand.

I'd like to speak to your manager please.

:lol:


Perhaps you and I could get to know each other a bit more, Sgt

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Been shitting liquid all morning. Hope this passes soon as the wife and I are supposed to be having date night tonight since we have my parents staying to look after the kids

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Thoughtlessly put a dozen jalapeño slices on my taco bowl today. I can’t even walk normally right now.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Went to one of the stalls at the Central Park Zoo yesterday. One of the little kids had pissed all over the seat, hell all over the toilet. I bet I spent 5 minutes just making it where I could sit down. When I finally got to, tho, I dropped a load that would’ve shocked the two grizzly bears they had there.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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The "I want to speak to your manager" final boss.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... n_facebook

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I missed a day last week and the next day it was a massive foot long tree branch. After the snap I felt a thunk on my willy. Grossed me out and I couldn’t stop laughing.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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The "I want to speak to your manager" final boss.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... n_facebook

Even after time away from RM, malice hasn't changed.

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Rangi Guy wrote:
So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I missed a day last week and the next day it was a massive foot long tree branch. After the snap I felt a thunk on my willy. Grossed me out and I couldn’t stop laughing.

I had to read this more than once. Jesus, lol.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:
I missed a day last week and the next day it was a massive foot long tree branch. After the snap I felt a thunk on my willy. Grossed me out and I couldn’t stop laughing.

I had to read this more than once. Jesus, lol.

:shock: I read that about three or four times before I understood what happened. I should’ve just walked away. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:
I missed a day last week and the next day it was a massive foot long tree branch. After the snap I felt a thunk on my willy. Grossed me out and I couldn’t stop laughing.

I had to read this more than once. Jesus, lol.

:shock: I read that about three or four times before I understood what happened. I should’ve just walked away. :lol:

Yeah this has never happened to me THANK GOD

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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i've been eating nothing but fiber and vegetables all week, and i just released Andre The Giant's forearm into the city's sewer system


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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PHATJ wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:
I missed a day last week and the next day it was a massive foot long tree branch. After the snap I felt a thunk on my willy. Grossed me out and I couldn’t stop laughing.

I had to read this more than once. Jesus, lol.

:shock: I read that about three or four times before I understood what happened. I should’ve just walked away. :lol:

Yeah this has never happened to me THANK GOD

I would never think that possible. After the horror of wiping shit off my willy I was then struck with the fear of the flush. Initially it just stood there staring back as water rushed by it. Thoughts swam through my mind about having to cut it into pieces or maybe flooding the toilet floor. It’s amazing how the mind works.

Thankfully it just let go and accepted its fate.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Because I've eaten a crap-ton of beets all week, my movements have been amazing, but freakin PURPLE. I just spent 10 minutes trying to wipe away the purple and it just kept coming!

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