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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Thu July 27, 2017 6:57 pm 
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I never understood the whole "jerking off on the toilet" scenario


i did it once and it was awful


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Anyone else think it's too much of a luxury to use a trowel?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I had beans with the of my meals yesterday and I haven't been able to stop farting or pooping since about 8pm yesterday.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I'm approaching 24 hours of toxic death farts.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Wait. There are farts and jerking off in this thread?

Those two things are different from pooping.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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tragabigzanda wrote:
I'm approaching 24 hours of toxic death farts.

Thank Christ this is finally over.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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tragabigzanda wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
I'm approaching 24 hours of toxic death farts.

Thank Christ this is finally over.


i was wondering where all that smoke over washington state came from


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
I'm approaching 24 hours of toxic death farts.

Thank Christ this is finally over.


i was wondering where all that smoke over washington state came from

Sorry guys.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Really wish I had a bidet right about now.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Man that feels better. Nothing special just a damn good poop.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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i'm recuperating from a golf trip this past weekend with 16 guys. gonna take like a week to get back to normal. right now i'm basically just creating dishes of Poo Poo Splatter


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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i ordered a ton of chinese on Thursday and ate it almost every meal through sunday night. the constipation and dehydration was noticeable. been eating fresher veg since then and back to normal evacuation


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
i'm recuperating from a golf trip this past weekend with 16 guys. gonna take like a week to get back to normal. right now i'm basically just creating dishes of Poo Poo Splatter


from the group anal sex or the eating/drinking?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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reminds me of a bachelor party weekend with 11 guys

i couldnt sit down or shit right for a week

from too much anal sex


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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reminds me of a bachelor party weekend with 11 guys

i couldnt sit down or shit right for a week

from too much anal sex

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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not poop-related, but since returning from my golf trip, the wife has tried to help me by replenishing my fiber levels so I can poop normal again. except now I have exceptional farts. i could have filled the Hindenburg last night. a few of them last night felt like my b-hole just opened as wide as possible and, in a James Earl Jones voice, said: "WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I found my favorite toilet paper. I thought it had been discontinued since I haven’t seen it in stores in a long while. I am so happy.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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what kind?

i like a charmin ultra soft


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Quilted Northern - Ultra Soft and Strong

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emanon wrote:
I think I either need to drink less to become more alert, or more so as not to care.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Quilted Northern - Ultra Soft and Strong

This is my brand too.

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