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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Reeeeeally close call at Home Depot today, guys. Just barely made it to their bathrooms out by aisle 246.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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That is funny. I always seem to have to shit when I'm in Home Depot or Lowes.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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for me its always shady dive bars with no locks on the doors..i hold it as much as i can


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glad you made it, trag ... that's a horrible feeling. Good thing it happened in HD where they have fairly dependable bathrooms. I had to a close call in Target a couple of weeks ago .. i hate going in Target bc the bathrooms are always up front, which means any jabroney can walk in and use them. I feel like if you go at Home Depot, you really have to search them out, which can be beneficial for a pooping environment


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Want to change things up? Eat some Captain Crunch Oops All Berries. Your shit will be bright green. I guarantee it.


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daft twat wrote:
Want to change things up? Eat some Captain Crunch Oops All Berries. Your shit will be bright green. I guarantee it.


nah that's ok i'll stay with my current dark green


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bodysnatcher wrote:
daft twat wrote:
Want to change things up? Eat some Captain Crunch Oops All Berries. Your shit will be bright green. I guarantee it.


nah that's ok i'll stay with my current dark green

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bodysnatcher wrote:
glad you made it, trag ... that's a horrible feeling. Good thing it happened in HD where they have fairly dependable bathrooms. I had to a close call in Target a couple of weeks ago .. i hate going in Target bc the bathrooms are always up front, which means any jabroney can walk in and use them. I feel like if you go at Home Depot, you really have to search them out, which can be beneficial for a pooping environment

Yeah, having the Target bathroom right by the entrance really is a double-edged sword.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
That is funny. I always seem to have to shit when I'm in Home Depot or Lowes.

Books-a-Million, Barnes and Noble for me.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
That is funny. I always seem to have to shit when I'm in Home Depot or Lowes.

Books-a-Million, Barnes and Noble for me.


me too, every time.

i always have to piss in a record store. no matter how soon i pissed before getting there. luckily there's always a bar next door or something that i can pop into.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
That is funny. I always seem to have to shit when I'm in Home Depot or Lowes.

What's really funny to me is that I was lumping around a large box containing a pressure hose system, and one of those baskets with some small items. I was reminded of the "enema ball" scene from The Right Stuff.


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bodysnatcher wrote:
glad you made it, trag ... that's a horrible feeling. Good thing it happened in HD where they have fairly dependable bathrooms. I had to a close call in Target a couple of weeks ago .. i hate going in Target bc the bathrooms are always up front, which means any jabroney can walk in and use them. I feel like if you go at Home Depot, you really have to search them out, which can be beneficial for a pooping environment

Funny thing about Target...

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I just released so much poop. I feel like $1,000,000.

Guy next to me was really struggling. Pushing and grunting very hard. Mine just slid out like toothpaste. Probably gonna be the best part of my day.


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The playlist in the bathroom at work just went "Backstreet's Back" > "Sleep Now in the Fire" > "No Diggity" > "Glycerine"


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Do you normally sit for 3+ songs?


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Do you normally sit for 3+ songs?


i was trying to get a break from work. if i was anywhere else, i would have been hounded by 3-4 different people.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I used to do that in middle school when I wanted to delay homework as long as possible. I'm sure my parents thought I was jerking off but really I was just lip singing in the mirror to STP and Pearl Jam songs on the headphones.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I never understood the whole "jerking off on the toilet" scenario

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