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 Post subject: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Fri August 07, 2015 5:58 pm 
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Let's use this thread to talk about our bowel movements and also to read about Bodysnatcher's bowel movements.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Not kidding, just saw this thread while pooping


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Hoping to cross Alaska off my poop travel list **fingers crossed**


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I just unleashed a solid 3-foot snake. Jesus I feel so good.



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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I haven't had one of those in awhile. I can kind of feel it too. Feeling a little bloated. Would be nice to unleash something like that.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Yeah I've been off my game lately, and I could feel it. My gut flora was off. Bloated, lethargic.

Now?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I'm also envious of your poop, b-snatch.

I've been backed up lately. :?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I have just fully cleared the pipes and am feeling damn fine.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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You know, sometimes im happy to have a day or two eating greasy stuff because it helps reset the old digestive system.

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A good high fibre diet cannot be underestimated. Took me a while though.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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My doctor says my recent "troubles" are probably due to an increase in beer consumption.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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My doctor says my recent "troubles" are probably due to an increase in beer consumption.



That will do it!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Why doesn't this have a poll?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Kaius wrote:
Why doesn't this have a poll?

What should the poll be?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Boy did I have a hard time with a poop this week. Probably the worst pain I've ever experienced. 45 min of sweating and agony. I was chewing on a towel like Jerry Tarkanian. It was like nothing I ever experienced. First I had to pass a racket ball sized crap. I suppose if you didn't go to a fitness club in the 80's you might not be able to picture a racket ball. Basically a plum. That took 30 min. Then after some serious rocking and squatting I dropped a foot long gearthy MF'er. I'm not exaggerating these sizes. Basically I crapped a B.B.C.. I have so much respect for porn stars now. How they can pretend they enjoy that is beyond me. Oscar worthy really. I usually crap rabbit pelmets so this was a real eye opener. Brown eye opener.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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theplatypus wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Why doesn't this have a poll?

What should the poll be?


What is the preferred state of matter that exits your butt?

1) Solid
2) Liquid
3) Gas


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Not good Bada. I once had a serious eye watering and starting to panic, holy shit this isn't happening and it's taken over 30 mins tennis ball type experience. I hope you don't develop arse grapes from it like I did.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Why doesn't this have a poll?

What should the poll be?


What is the preferred state of matter that exits your butt?

1) Solid
2) Liquid
3) Gas

What about plasma?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Why doesn't this have a poll?

What should the poll be?


What is the preferred state of matter that exits your butt?

1) Solid
2) Liquid
3) Gas


Make it a poll that you can change your answer and have the poll question, "Rate your last shit."

Bodysnatcheresque
Great
Average
Men
Oh no

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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turned2black wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
Kaius wrote:
Why doesn't this have a poll?

What should the poll be?


What is the preferred state of matter that exits your butt?

1) Solid
2) Liquid
3) Gas

What about plasma?


I left that off bc I didn't think it made sense, but now that I reconsider, that's kind of what the river soot / mud poop is.


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