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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Tue October 17, 2017 2:15 pm 
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I think I just lost five pounds. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Those are the best.

I love those shits that are so big, you have a phantom poop in your butthole for about an hour afterward


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I've been crapping for 20 minutes straight with minimal stopping. I'm afraid it might pile up high enough to touch my butt.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Tue October 17, 2017 10:37 pm 
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There were no further updates. Did that actually occur? Were you knocked out cold when your head hit the roof?

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I couldn't flush it all so had to shovel some of it out to the yard


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I've been crapping for 20 minutes straight with minimal stopping. I'm afraid it might pile up high enough to touch my butt.

True story: When my buddy and I traveled around Europe (where the water in the bowl is way lower than in the US), we called these fecal towers "Drip Castles."


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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well it is the day after thanksgiving, so I will probably be hanging out here for most of the day


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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So last night I was in a situation where I was at a girl's house, and it just happened to be someone I'm kind of interested in. Anyway, we've only hung out like two times. Well, the stomach rumble started last night and I couldn't hold it. So I went in and tried to make it as fast as possible so she thought I was only taking a leak. I think it worked.

Also, during the two minutes I was on the toilet, I texted bodysnatcher about my situation. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I'm glad you didn't make it awkward and go home to poop. I'm proud of you Ruddo.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
So last night I was in a situation where I was at a girl's house, and it just happened to be someone I'm kind of interested in. Anyway, we've only hung out like two times. Well, the stomach rumble started last night and I couldn't hold it. So I went in and tried to make it as fast as possible so she thought I was only taking a leak. I think it worked.

Also, during the two minutes I was on the toilet, I texted bodysnatcher about my situation. :lol:

Good stuff.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Excellent George Costanza moment


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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someone at work splatter painted the entire bowl. it must have come out like a really cheap shower head.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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One of the girls at work likes to leave the post-flush stragglers.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Had a nice Loch Ness monster dump this morning at work.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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verb_to_trust wrote:
Had a nice Loch Ness monster dump this morning at work.

Haha, impossible to tell how long it was because it's mostly disappeard down the chute already.


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verb_to_trust wrote:
Had a nice Loch Ness monster dump this morning at work.

Haha, impossible to tell how long it was because it's mostly disappeard down the chute already.

Probably lowered his BMI a point or two

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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