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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 6:26 am 
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hi malice! how are you?

hi kt! im packing up my apartment this weekend and kids are stupid! Yay! :wave:

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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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doug rr wrote:
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i see argo leaning towards the alex p keaton look

when was the last time you wore a tie?

my grandma's funeral 2 1/2 years ago..it was a j crew

is it your only tie

i probably have a dozen or so..my wife won't let me get rid of them

if a well-tied tie is the first serious step in life, what is the last?

throwing them away

suppose a man were to limit himself to five ties for the rest of his life. which should they be?

stripes
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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
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doug rr wrote:
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doug rr wrote:
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doug rr wrote:
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doug rr wrote:
i see argo leaning towards the alex p keaton look

when was the last time you wore a tie?

my grandma's funeral 2 1/2 years ago..it was a j crew

is it your only tie

i probably have a dozen or so..my wife won't let me get rid of them

if a well-tied tie is the first serious step in life, what is the last?

throwing them away

suppose a man were to limit himself to five ties for the rest of his life. which should they be?

stripes
dots
solids
bronco orange
tobasco bottles

I actually have a tobasco bottle tie.

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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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wease wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
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doug rr wrote:
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doug rr wrote:
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doug rr wrote:
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doug rr wrote:
i see argo leaning towards the alex p keaton look

when was the last time you wore a tie?

my grandma's funeral 2 1/2 years ago..it was a j crew

is it your only tie

i probably have a dozen or so..my wife won't let me get rid of them

if a well-tied tie is the first serious step in life, what is the last?

throwing them away

suppose a man were to limit himself to five ties for the rest of his life. which should they be?

stripes
dots
solids
bronco orange
tobasco bottles

I actually have a tobasco bottle tie.


That's what he said


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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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knee tunes wrote:
Oh wait.

This is the kiddie pool


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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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knee tunes wrote:
wease wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
--- wrote:
doug rr wrote:
--- wrote:
doug rr wrote:
--- wrote:
doug rr wrote:
--- wrote:
doug rr wrote:
i see argo leaning towards the alex p keaton look

when was the last time you wore a tie?

my grandma's funeral 2 1/2 years ago..it was a j crew

is it your only tie

i probably have a dozen or so..my wife won't let me get rid of them

if a well-tied tie is the first serious step in life, what is the last?

throwing them away

suppose a man were to limit himself to five ties for the rest of his life. which should they be?

stripes
dots
solids
bronco orange
tobasco bottles

I actually have a tobasco bottle tie.


That's what he said

Ties are dumb...

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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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Samesiness. That’s the word I was looking for.


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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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knee tunes wrote:
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Samesiness. That’s the word I was looking for.

Seems like everything you do is to troll me.

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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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Dev wrote:
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Samesiness. That’s the word I was looking for.

Seems like everything you do is to troll me.


That I never know what you are talking about...I suppose I am grateful


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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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tragabigzanda wrote:
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People spent a shit ton of money on these shows.

Maybe they'll learn their lesson.


i'd be willing to bet that at least one person in the world took out a second mortgage just to go on this entire tour

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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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doug rr wrote:
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I feel like an idiot sometimes, and I really really don't want to be seen or known as intellectually inferior... I have some resistance here I need to examine more closely and precisely. Been feeling a low level depression the past couple of days. When I see it clearly and without judgement, it dissolves. But, i haven't had enough patience, lately. It will pass, too.


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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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from the "what degrees is it on your phone" thread:

macphisto wrote:
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243K

Kelvin? What are you, a scientist?

No, just an asshole.


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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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macphisto, underrated since 2018.


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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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I woke up the other night to really sharp pains in my chest. It was likely a strained muscle, but still, I sat up and thought, “I’m 41. It would be a surprise, but it wouldn’t be unprecedented.” It was a sobering thought.


That's been one of my biggest fears for years, even before I turned 40. Every time I feel a little twinge or something my chest.
Sometimes when I'm trying to fall asleep I will become aware of my heart beating. We all have a finite number of heartbeats and I wonder how many I have left; if it's beating too fast or too hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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knee tunes wrote:
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Samesiness. That’s the word I was looking for.

:fistbump:

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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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Not sure what Peeps’ company does or what service they provide, but based on his stories I don’t think I’d hire them to do any work for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Quality Postings
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wease wrote:
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They are all a mess for this show but especially McCready. His lead lines are very off the mark and often not even hitting in time.

His rig also sounds awful like he maybe forgot some pedals.

He was also probably really leaning into the H around this time

I didn't think McCready was ever actually into heroin.

I thought it was rampant alcoholism and cocaine.

Could be, I always assumed it was heroin due to his friendship with Layne


never heard or read about Mike doing H.


he never did. It was alcohol and cocaine. And in 2000 it was pills.

And shitting


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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
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yesterday, i was getting dressed in the bathroom after my shower. while putting on my underwear, my wife just walks by the door, points at me, and goes, "TROLL ALERT!"

wtf ??

Is your penis deformed?

I assumed that his pubes are neon pink.

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omg I spelled dinner wrong :oops:

Or maybe it was just a Freudian salad


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durdencommatyler wrote:
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omg I spelled dinner wrong :oops:

Or maybe it was just a Freudian salad

Aww!
When I was going to post this, I swear I thought to myself "Joey will get this"


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