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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 2:55 am 
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There's a woman who pushes a mail cart around the office every day, delivering mail to all the departments. Every morning, she announces - with some variation of an enthusiastic affectation - the day of the week. "Its Monday!" "It's Tuesday!" "It's Wednesday!" "It's Thursday!" "It's Friday!" You can all but hear the emojis dripping off the way she says these. Every. Single. Day. I have developed an intense, burning hatred for her, and dread her appearance every morning.

haha. she repeats it to everyone?

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
There's a woman who pushes a mail cart around the office every day, delivering mail to all the departments. Every morning, she announces - with some variation of an enthusiastic affectation - the day of the week. "Its Monday!" "It's Tuesday!" "It's Wednesday!" "It's Thursday!" "It's Friday!" You can all but hear the emojis dripping off the way she says these. Every. Single. Day. I have developed an intense, burning hatred for her, and dread her appearance every morning.

haha. she repeats it to everyone?

Oh god. I didn't even think about the other departments she visits. Holy shit.

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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
There's a woman who pushes a mail cart around the office every day, delivering mail to all the departments. Every morning, she announces - with some variation of an enthusiastic affectation - the day of the week. "Its Monday!" "It's Tuesday!" "It's Wednesday!" "It's Thursday!" "It's Friday!" You can all but hear the emojis dripping off the way she says these. Every. Single. Day. I have developed an intense, burning hatred for her, and dread her appearance every morning.

is she sexy

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
There's a woman who pushes a mail cart around the office every day, delivering mail to all the departments. Every morning, she announces - with some variation of an enthusiastic affectation - the day of the week. "Its Monday!" "It's Tuesday!" "It's Wednesday!" "It's Thursday!" "It's Friday!" You can all but hear the emojis dripping off the way she says these. Every. Single. Day. I have developed an intense, burning hatred for her, and dread her appearance every morning.

is she sexy

she wears an apron and looks like she returns a lot of things to Target

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
There's a woman who pushes a mail cart around the office every day, delivering mail to all the departments. Every morning, she announces - with some variation of an enthusiastic affectation - the day of the week. "Its Monday!" "It's Tuesday!" "It's Wednesday!" "It's Thursday!" "It's Friday!" You can all but hear the emojis dripping off the way she says these. Every. Single. Day. I have developed an intense, burning hatred for her, and dread her appearance every morning.

is she sexy

she wears an apron and looks like she returns a lot of things to Target

brb going to pee

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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I don't understand, why are they printing emails?

I didn't even think about that. Thanks for making me hate her just that little bit more.

This is the same person who, in a meeting of her peers, was called onto the floor for her actions. Instead of taking it like a grown-up she went and texted our boss and said we were picking on her.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
I don't understand, why are they printing emails?

I didn't even think about that. Thanks for making me hate her just that little bit more.

This is the same person who, in a meeting of her peers, was called onto the floor for her actions. Instead of taking it like a grown-up she went and texted our boss and said we were picking on her.

is she cute

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 10:23 pm 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bune wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
I don't understand, why are they printing emails?

I didn't even think about that. Thanks for making me hate her just that little bit more.

This is the same person who, in a meeting of her peers, was called onto the floor for her actions. Instead of taking it like a grown-up she went and texted our boss and said we were picking on her.

is she cute

lol lenny

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bune wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
I don't understand, why are they printing emails?

I didn't even think about that. Thanks for making me hate her just that little bit more.

This is the same person who, in a meeting of her peers, was called onto the floor for her actions. Instead of taking it like a grown-up she went and texted our boss and said we were picking on her.

is she cute

lol lenny

i'm desperate, sarge

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Wed November 29, 2017 9:53 pm 
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a few people at my old job (included my old boss) got the "Move to Connecticut headquarters or find another job" treatment today. So glad I left.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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bodysnatcher wrote:
a few people at my old job (included my old boss) got the "Move to Connecticut headquarters or find another job" treatment today. So glad I left.

amen

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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a few people at my old job (included my old boss) got the "Move to Connecticut headquarters or find another job" treatment today. So glad I left.

amen


seriously. i'd rather lose my job than move to Connecticut


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
a few people at my old job (included my old boss) got the "Move to Connecticut headquarters or find another job" treatment today. So glad I left.

amen


seriously. i'd rather lose my job than move to Connecticut

it seems so quaint

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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there's this guy on my team who wants to have a meeting for everything. and every time, it's something he could just send over in a 4-5 sentence email. i hate it bc usually the meetings just turn into us joking about dumb shit like 90s basketball players. nicest guy in the world, but man, he's a day killer.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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That is exactly what this person in my office does. Oh my God, it's fucking annoying. We have meetings every day (on purpose) and they're supposed to be 15 mins or less. They always go to 25-30 because of her. Tell us about your day, not your month.

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ugh, so annoying.

i wish this guy knew that i need to do my RM surfing instead of fielding his creative requests!


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"Hey RM, I need a new graphic for an email"
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