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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Sat October 20, 2018 12:03 am 
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Big day for everyone to talk about the lottery today.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Pot stirrers. One gal pulls me out to our warehouse to vent to me about our CEO and while she is doing so, our CEO walks in.

GREAT.

An hour later my CEO catches me before going to lunch and says he wants to meet with me about something later.

Not good


Must have gotten too busy today to meet with me. I'm not worried about my end of things. Her issues are hers. They don't automagically become my issues because she's tried to give them to me by venting.

We're looking at a potential furlough, and its during these times that she seems to enjoy stirring the pot.

Do your voices sound similar?

Maybe the CEO thought you were venting...

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A group of us were talking about the whole Saudi Arabia/ murder thing this afternoon and the doctor in charge who is one of the most right leaning republicans/ Christians* I have ever known replies:

“Good! That’s one less of them we have to worry about. We would all be better of if they would all just take each other out. The whole thing is just something the Democrats have made up to try and make Trump do something they think will get him in trouble.”


*He hands out one of those little Chick Tracts with every prescription he writes.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
pepperwhiteMFC wrote:
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Pot stirrers. One gal pulls me out to our warehouse to vent to me about our CEO and while she is doing so, our CEO walks in.

GREAT.

An hour later my CEO catches me before going to lunch and says he wants to meet with me about something later.

Not good


Must have gotten too busy today to meet with me. I'm not worried about my end of things. Her issues are hers. They don't automagically become my issues because she's tried to give them to me by venting.

We're looking at a potential furlough, and its during these times that she seems to enjoy stirring the pot.

Do your voices sound similar?

Maybe the CEO thought you were venting...


I don't think so. He's the boss. If I didn't think he was doing a good job being ”in charge” he knows I would have quit already.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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just got an email to our help desk system


There is an accident on the parkway outbound (from Pittsburgh) toward Aliquippa. Traffic is backed up almost to Robinson. Can we forward this out to all employees?



my reply

i dont know how many will actually get it since most people do not have cell phones with our email on it that work in home office

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Seems like a weird thing to send through help desk.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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"we need to work on the roles and responsibilities matrix"

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We got an email with a flyer announcing a Halloween partner. "Wednesday, 2-4 in the conference room, spooky treats and drinks!"

Bottom of the flyer: "NO COSTUMES. T-shirts only."

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“It’s unconstitutional for the democrats to even vote.”


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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See, that's a bridge too far and I would be adding to that conversation. Stupid is as stupid does but that's bullshit, not stupidity.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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every morning i run a script on our AD to see whos password is close to expiring

if your password is 170 days or older i will email you telling you that you need to change your password along with two documents on how to change it (one to actually change the password based on your OS, windows 8 or 10 and how to connect to the vpn) this is done every 180 days. the one document is actually called, Changing Password.

i get an email this morning

Hi Jerry,

This will be my first time changing my password, what is the process?

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We got an email with a flyer announcing a Halloween partner. "Wednesday, 2-4 in the conference room, spooky treats and drinks!"

Bottom of the flyer: "NO COSTUMES. T-shirts only."

I’m gonna talk to my boss. We need a Halloween partner, too.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Peeps wrote:
every morning i run a script on our AD to see whos password is close to expiring

if your password is 170 days or older i will email you telling you that you need to change your password along with two documents on how to change it (one to actually change the password based on your OS, windows 8 or 10 and how to connect to the vpn) this is done every 180 days. the one document is actually called, Changing Password.

i get an email this morning

Hi Jerry,

This will be my first time changing my password, what is the process?

Your system doesn't enforce people to change passwords? They get an just get an Email telling them it's time?

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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stop crying, pussy

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Peeps wrote:
every morning i run a script on our AD to see whos password is close to expiring

if your password is 170 days or older i will email you telling you that you need to change your password along with two documents on how to change it (one to actually change the password based on your OS, windows 8 or 10 and how to connect to the vpn) this is done every 180 days. the one document is actually called, Changing Password.

i get an email this morning

Hi Jerry,

This will be my first time changing my password, what is the process?

Obviously, Jerry is a bottom feeder and should be fired.


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(psst - Jerry would be the name of the person receiving the email)


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Yeah psst peeps is Jerry

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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(psst - Jerry would be the name of the person receiving the email)

Fucking Jerry. He even fucked this up.


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wease wrote:
Peeps wrote:
every morning i run a script on our AD to see whos password is close to expiring

if your password is 170 days or older i will email you telling you that you need to change your password along with two documents on how to change it (one to actually change the password based on your OS, windows 8 or 10 and how to connect to the vpn) this is done every 180 days. the one document is actually called, Changing Password.

i get an email this morning

Hi Jerry,

This will be my first time changing my password, what is the process?

Obviously, Jerry is a bottom feeder and should be fired.

And I’m a dumbass. Fire that fucker and be done with him.


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