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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Tue July 24, 2018 1:07 am 
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The co-worker whose BBQ I didn't go to after all: "Yeah, it was a good time. A lot of people showed up. (pause) But (____) blew me off!"

I think it was the party she threw for herself for surviving a stroke a year ago.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Stroke survivor is out to get me, I think.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
"The trick is to get yourself a 14 year old".


I'm afraid to ask..


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pepperwhiteMFC wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
"The trick is to get yourself a 14 year old".


I'm afraid to ask..

Probably something about learning how to use the twitter

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Bammer wrote:
pepperwhiteMFC wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
"The trick is to get yourself a 14 year old".


I'm afraid to ask..

Probably something about learning how to use the twitter


#seemslegit


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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A coworker just pounded on my door, scaring the crap outta me and barged in, asking 'which through/threw is it?' when talking about walking through a door... I said 't-h-r-o-u-g-h' ... he said 'oh, ok' then left... no 'thank you'...

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"Smiling is a sign of weakness."

are you currently hiring?

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passing by my desk:

"Demi's alive, by the way."

nevermind


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"You used to not see any [Atlanta United] shirts a few years ago but now they're everywhere"


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“Lol, so you want the truth?”

Yes. I want the truth, not groupthink.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
"You used to not see any [Atlanta United] shirts a few years ago but now they're everywhere"


They weren't a team a few years ago for you non soccer fans lol


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a director here yesterday morning says to me @7am

"would you like some cookies?"

"no thank you"


10 minutes later


"would you like a smushy apple?"

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An absolutely unbearable, obnoxious woman sits by me, and I just heard her say that she’s “passionately” anti-Mars exploration and now I genuinely hope she dies

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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That's a right-quick slide into anti-intellectualism.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
An absolutely unbearable, obnoxious woman sits by me, and I just heard her say that she’s “passionately” anti-Mars exploration and now I genuinely hope she dies

oh man


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I can understand being passionately for Mars exploration, and I can understand being indifferent to the matter. I can't understand being passionately against it.


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cutuphalfdead wrote:
I can understand being passionately for Mars exploration, and I can understand being indifferent to the matter. I can't understand being passionately against it.


Aliens dude.


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Monkey_Driven wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
I can understand being passionately for Mars exploration, and I can understand being indifferent to the matter. I can't understand being passionately against it.


Aliens dude.

SPACE FORCE


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durdencommatyler wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
I can understand being passionately for Mars exploration, and I can understand being indifferent to the matter. I can't understand being passionately against it.


Aliens dude.

SPACE FORCE

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