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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 3:28 pm 
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"Bon Jovi at the UC was good, but when they played new songs I didn't recognize I didn't like that."


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"Bon Jovi at the UC was good, but when they played new songs I didn't recognize I didn't like that."

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i’m having to overhear two co-workers talk over and around each other for the last twenty minutes

i hate women

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i’m having to overhear two co-workers talk over and around each other for the last twenty minutes

i hate women


They're the worst.


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Monkey_Driven wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i’m having to overhear two co-workers talk over and around each other for the last twenty minutes

i hate women


They're the worst.

leave your wife

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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"Did you see Black Panther?"

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For some reason, I found this hilarious.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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"You know, I've spent whole days thinking it was another day. Like, it was Tuesday when it was really Wednesday? Yeah, it's so weird!"

The same person was talking the other day about protagonists and antagonists in the movie The Other Guys and the guy she was with was saying it was the best movie he'd ever seen. No sarcasm could be found.

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Side note: I don't know why I've never noticed this person before, I've been here for almost two months.

This morning: several uses of "hashtag ______" while talking.

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we had a rage quit yesterday

apparently she logged several complaints with HR over:

she (coworker not rage quitter) staples too loudly
she (coworker not rage quitter) tears paper a lot
people walk by my desk too much and distract me


to physically describe her would be to say janice from dr teeth and electric mayhem was granted a wish to be a middle aged lady

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These are things that truly frustrate me but to quit over them you must be nutz

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Someone quit during our weekly meeting today just as a "fuck you" to management. She has the worst attitude in tbe office but she has lots of responsibilities, so it's going to fudge a lot of things up. As soon as she started speaking I knew what she was going say--she made it a big celebatory thing and said she will miss us all--but I watched my boss's face the whole time and it was like this:
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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Oh my God. This person...

She just realized today was Thursday and clapped, saying "oh my gosh, tomorrow's Fri-day!" Pause and all.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Oh my God. This person...

She just realized today was Thursday and clapped, saying "oh my gosh, tomorrow's Fri-day!" Pause and all.

Just be thankful she didn't call it 'Fri-yay!'

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ME: Something negative about Trump.

CO-WORKER: Have you seen the economy / unemployment rate? who gives a fuck.

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Roseanne was right. She DOES look like a monkey.


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It wasn’t racist. It wouldn’t matter if she was white, black, Chinese, Russian, Mexican, or Ay-Rab. She looks like an ape.


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Trump is right. Everybody’s too politically correct nowadays. This is getting out of control that somebody can just get fired because of something they said.


God, these people are the worst.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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“The page with our current inventory is a distraction for customers when we are just trying to get them to make a decision.” (Said in regards to a shopping cart on a website)

What a dumb thing to say in the presence of the marketing coordinator of the company, after he premised his opinion with “not to diminish your role at the company, but...”


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