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 Post subject: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Tue January 27, 2015 10:26 pm 
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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...etc"

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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tommymtcom wrote:
"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...etc"

Yeah, it's like that, but more aggressively annoying

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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God I hate Chicago accents so much

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Don't get me wrong, I like my coworkers, they're nice people, but sometimes they just go on and on and on...

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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tommymtcom wrote:
Don't get me wrong, I like my coworkers, they're nice people, but sometimes they just go on and on and on...

Should we vote on whether coworkers are assholes in the animal thread?

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
tommymtcom wrote:
Don't get me wrong, I like my coworkers, they're nice people, but sometimes they just go on and on and on...

Should we vote on whether coworkers are assholes in the animal thread?


I think that probably warrants another thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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one guy told me the world would be better off if we didn't use money.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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BurtReynolds wrote:
one guy told me the world would be better off if we didn't use money.

Ironic considering he works

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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One of my coworkers just told me that Animals are inherently better than humans. I told her that dolphins are rapists.

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What a great post, tommy


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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tommymtcom wrote:
One of my coworkers just told me that Animals are inherently better than humans. I told her that dolphins are rapists.

:thumbsup:

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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tommymtcom wrote:
One of my coworkers just told me that Animals are inherently better than humans. I told her that dolphins are rapists.

I'd say animals are at least inherently better than your coworker

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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I avoid looking at my office mate as much as possible. I accidentally made eye contact today and I've been angry about it for hours.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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The Argonaut wrote:
I avoid looking at my office mate as much as possible. I accidentally made eye contact today and I've been angry about it for hours.

Do you have insurance through your employer? Insurance sometimes covers therapy

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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I sometimes find myself thinking, "I wish my co-worker would die so I wouldn't have to see this person anymore." Then I think, "Well shit, why can't I just wish that they get a new job? Or even better-that I get a new job!"

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The Argonaut wrote:
I sometimes find myself thinking, "I wish my co-worker would die so I wouldn't have to see this person anymore." Then I think, "Well shit, why can't I just wish that they get a new job? Or even better-that I get a new job!"

Or you could just kill them

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What's going on in here

a lot of hurt


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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That sounds like a lot of work.

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What a great post, tommy


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Do you guys work in cubicles or offices or is it that bullshit "open" format where you are stuck out in the open with a dozen people?

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