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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Wed December 20, 2017 9:49 pm 
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there's this guy at work – i have no idea who he is, he's just on our floor – that just generally grosses me out. he chugs about three 20oz Diet Coke bottles a day... he's constantly eating in the kitchen and food is just falling out his mouth onto the counter... he always smells like a heavily-used ashtray from 1968 that's in a thrift store and wasn't cleaned before putting it on the shelf... and he's a large, oafy guy who apparently has an opening in his nasal cavity the size of the eye of a needle, so when he breathes he sounds like a tv channel that's all static.

i'm sure he's nice, but fuck that guy.

Cocaine withdrawals are a hell of a drug


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you can probably hear this guy breathing from at least 75 feet away.

he would have been a gatherer, not a hunter.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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bodysnatcher wrote:
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there's this guy at work – i have no idea who he is, he's just on our floor – that just generally grosses me out. he chugs about three 20oz Diet Coke bottles a day... he's constantly eating in the kitchen and food is just falling out his mouth onto the counter... he always smells like a heavily-used ashtray from 1968 that's in a thrift store and wasn't cleaned before putting it on the shelf... and he's a large, oafy guy who apparently has an opening in his nasal cavity the size of the eye of a needle, so when he breathes he sounds like a tv channel that's all static.

i'm sure he's nice, but fuck that guy.

Cocaine withdrawals are a hell of a drug


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you can probably hear this guy breathing from at least 75 feet away.

he would have been a gatherer, not a hunter.

Sounds like he would have been the hunted.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Wed December 20, 2017 10:18 pm 
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I'm so into everything Wendy it's sickening.

i knew you'd eventually break down and start liking the cubs

I took it as Wendy is anti cubs. Having to put it on TV was an emergency.

Let me have this.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Wendy flew to Chicago twice last year to watch the good guys at Wrigley. Her emergency was that she wanted to watch the Cubs on TV while she worked. Classic Wendy.


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Wendy flew to Chicago twice last year to watch the good guys at Wrigley. Her emergency was that she wanted to watch the Cubs on TV while she worked. Classic Wendy.

Let me have this.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Me: Wendy, I could have sworn your name was hanging up with the other bartender Christmas stockings but I don't see it today and there's a gap where I thought it was...
Her: Oh yeah, I had to take it down. Christmas is offensive to my beliefs.
Me: Isn't that fancy looking bar blade you've been using all year a Christmas present from me last year?
Her: ...
Her: You can hang up a stocking there but only if you label it "Not Wendy". Otherwise I'm reporting you to HR.

Wendy sounds like a sea you next Tuesday.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Me: Wendy, I could have sworn your name was hanging up with the other bartender Christmas stockings but I don't see it today and there's a gap where I thought it was...
Her: Oh yeah, I had to take it down. Christmas is offensive to my beliefs.
Me: Isn't that fancy looking bar blade you've been using all year a Christmas present from me last year?
Her: ...
Her: You can hang up a stocking there but only if you label it "Not Wendy". Otherwise I'm reporting you to HR.

Wendy sounds like a sea you next Tuesday.

Nah, but she IS a kind of a this Wednesday and Thursday.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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starting to wonder if Wendy has a kid named Blaze who lives in Montana


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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starting to wonder if Wendy has a kid named Blaze who lives in Montana

I miss Trag.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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starting to wonder if Wendy has a kid named Blaze who lives in Montana

I miss Trag.


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starting to wonder if Wendy has a kid named Blaze who lives in Montana

I miss Trag.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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washing machine wrote:
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starting to wonder if Wendy has a kid named Blaze who lives in Montana

I miss Trag.

too bad he's never coming back ever

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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starting to wonder if Wendy has a kid named Blaze who lives in Montana

I miss Trag.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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starting to wonder if Wendy has a kid named Blaze who lives in Montana

I miss Trag.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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starting to wonder if Wendy has a kid named Blaze who lives in Montana

I miss Trag.


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Who is waiting for who here? That teary-eyed dog is still on earth in that photo. :|


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trag is at the bridge, and the dog is RM


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Me: The fix you requested is in the release I have. But, you have to configure with node drives or you'll get a python error which kills the run.
MFG guy: Okay, can you run with this config and tell me how long it takes?
Me: Sure.

1 day later...

Me: The run took 10 hours with that config.
MFG guy: Ok. Can you run without nodes drives and see how long that takes?
Me: *makes gun out of hand and puts under chin*


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Me: The fix you requested is in the release I have. But, you have to configure with node drives or you'll get a python error which kills the run.
MFG guy: Okay, can you run with this config and tell me how long it takes?
Me: Sure.

1 day later...

Me: The run took 10 hours with that config.
MFG guy: Ok. Can you run without nodes drives and see how long that takes?
Me: *makes gun out of hand and puts under chin*

oh god

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