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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Thu October 26, 2017 11:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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PostPosted: Fri October 27, 2017 12:23 am 
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I gave her the photo of the dead dog anyway and she cried

step two: give her a photo of her dead grandpa
step three: give her a photo of her living grandmother. She'll be so scared!

Way behind on this thread, but this just made me crack up.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Fri October 27, 2017 12:24 pm 
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working in IT there isnt much more satisfying than asking an end user if they are using the correct password and they reply defiantly OF COURSE I AM I HAVE BEEN USING THE SAME ONE FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS. IM NOT STUPID YANNO

and they are using the wrong password

if i had a heart it would flutter a little bit each time this happens

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Fri October 27, 2017 1:05 pm 
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working in IT there isnt much more satisfying than asking an end user if they are using the correct password and they reply defiantly OF COURSE I AM I HAVE BEEN USING THE SAME ONE FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS. IM NOT STUPID YANNO

and they are using the wrong password

if i had a heart it would flutter a little bit each time this happens

I'm certain we were separated at birth.

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Rangi Guy wrote:
So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Fri October 27, 2017 11:00 pm 
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A young woman at work was reading Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and said "hey that's a cool reference to Radiohead".


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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dude sitting next to me sat down at his desk and meant to put his hand on his mouse, but instead put it in his salad


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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WHAT DID HE SAY!?!?!


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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my coworker set up a Justin Trudeau cardboard cutout in our area. he's too sexy and looking straight at me. i can't get any work done.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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A guy just went into my bosses office and told him to have a great Valentine's Day weekend.

Dude, we work with Veterans every day. How did you do that.

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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"Why is Veteran's Day on a Friday this year? Isn't it always on a Monday?"


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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"Want to buy something for my kid's fund raiser for school?"

i hope you said yes. always say yes to this shit.

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Dev thinks that his philosophical rants make sense and are easily followable and logical.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Tue November 14, 2017 10:38 pm 
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Me: It's attached to your email.

Them: looks at email they printed out.

Me: It's an attachment. To that email.

Them: Still looking.

Me: It was attached. To that email. So you'll need to open the attachment to read it.

Them: Hmm, maybe it was attached then. I'll go check.

Me: Image

Same person: We need to talk about this email from so-and-so.

Me: OK, I don't know what he wants to talk about.

Them: Well he sent this email. What does he want to talk about?

Me: I don't know, you'll have to ask him.

Them: He says *quotes me some shit from his first email, not from any of the follow-ups*

Me: Did you see the follow-up emails?

Them: What do you mean?

Me: The two other emails he sent about this. After the one you printed out.

Them: Blank stare at paper and then me.

Me: Image

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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please don't kill yourself, bune

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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I just need to wash my hair man, what are you reading into these gifs?

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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bune wrote:
I just need to wash my hair man, what are you reading into these gifs?

certainly not head lice i'll tell you that much

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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I don't understand, why are they printing emails?

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Rangi Guy wrote:
So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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no idea because I don't actively listen to my coworkers!

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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There's a woman who pushes a mail cart around the office every day, delivering mail to all the departments. Every morning, she announces - with some variation of an enthusiastic affectation - the day of the week. "Its Monday!" "It's Tuesday!" "It's Wednesday!" "It's Thursday!" "It's Friday!" You can all but hear the emojis dripping off the way she says these. Every. Single. Day. I have developed an intense, burning hatred for her, and dread her appearance every morning.

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