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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Sat February 03, 2018 2:23 am 
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washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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I’ve been tossing around this little five ounce can of grapefruit juice for the last hour. Windy said “bet ya can’t hold on to that can ‘til we close.”

Challenge accepted. Six hours to go. Easy peasy.

i hope you fail you miserable cretin

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what if you have to poop

I'll put it in my hoodie pocket. I took her challenge to mean that it will be on my person throughout the night with an emphasis on continuing to toss it but with reasonable leeway when needed.

cheater

Hey man, if there's no stakes here imma play the game exactly how I want to play it.

windy doesn't deserve this

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Sat February 03, 2018 2:25 am 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
I’ve been tossing around this little five ounce can of grapefruit juice for the last hour. Windy said “bet ya can’t hold on to that can ‘til we close.”

Challenge accepted. Six hours to go. Easy peasy.

i hope you fail you miserable cretin

Image

what if you have to poop

I'll put it in my hoodie pocket. I took her challenge to mean that it will be on my person throughout the night with an emphasis on continuing to toss it but with reasonable leeway when needed.

cheater

Hey man, if there's no stakes here imma play the game exactly how I want to play it.

windy doesn't deserve this

I'm bored. I might just end this.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Sat February 03, 2018 2:33 am 
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washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
I’ve been tossing around this little five ounce can of grapefruit juice for the last hour. Windy said “bet ya can’t hold on to that can ‘til we close.”

Challenge accepted. Six hours to go. Easy peasy.

i hope you fail you miserable cretin

Image

what if you have to poop

I'll put it in my hoodie pocket. I took her challenge to mean that it will be on my person throughout the night with an emphasis on continuing to toss it but with reasonable leeway when needed.

cheater

Hey man, if there's no stakes here imma play the game exactly how I want to play it.

windy doesn't deserve this

I'm bored. I might just end this.

i too am bored and am thinking about ending this

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Sat February 03, 2018 2:39 am 
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washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
I’ve been tossing around this little five ounce can of grapefruit juice for the last hour. Windy said “bet ya can’t hold on to that can ‘til we close.”

Challenge accepted. Six hours to go. Easy peasy.

i hope you fail you miserable cretin

Image

what if you have to poop

I'll put it in my hoodie pocket. I took her challenge to mean that it will be on my person throughout the night with an emphasis on continuing to toss it but with reasonable leeway when needed.

cheater

Hey man, if there's no stakes here imma play the game exactly how I want to play it.

windy doesn't deserve this

I'm bored. I might just end this.

Image


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Sat February 03, 2018 3:05 am 
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so does Lenny have a chance with Coco or what?

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Sat February 03, 2018 3:18 am 
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96583UP wrote:
so does Lenny have a chance with Coco or what?

if he says no i'm killing myself

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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so does Lenny have a chance with Coco or what?

if he says no i'm killing myself

Yes. Lenny has a chance with Coco.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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i have eyes wide shut on in the background now in preparation

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Sat February 03, 2018 3:58 am 
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i have eyes wide shut on in the background now in preparation

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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At our morning briefing someone mentioned that Presidents' Day is in two weeks and that is a celebration of Lincoln & Washington's birthdays. One of my older, super conservative co-worker added "And Reagan too, his is the 6th".


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I've gone in there, opened the door, and walked off. She wasn't happy about that one.

Unplug the microwave, put it on her desk, plug it in again and put 1 second on the timer, duct tape the door shut, hit start, walk away.

Oh man. :haha:


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Coco doesn’t take no shit

I'm so sorry I GIS'ed to put a Coco and Ice T picture in the thread. I expect a visit from HR shortly.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
I’ve been tossing around this little five ounce can of grapefruit juice for the last hour. Windy said “bet ya can’t hold on to that can ‘til we close.”

Challenge accepted. Six hours to go. Easy peasy.

i hope you fail you miserable cretin

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what if you have to poop



take the can to the can



just was asked this


"whats an explanation point"

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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you’re doing great

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Yesterday, after a series of meetings relating to my boss being let go next Friday, boss says, “Well just tell me how I can support you while I’m still here.”

Mother ducker I’ve been asking for things for the last 3 months (that require zero dollars) and he immediately defaults to “We have no budget.”

SEO strategy costs zero dollars
Content strategy costs zero dollars
Helping me with tasks costs zero dollars

“We need a budget” translates to “I need a wad of money so I can outsource the work and sit on my privileged ass all day.”


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Why was he let go?


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Simple Torture wrote:
My co-workers call Thursday "Friday Jr." and I want to punch every single one if them.


Circling back to this skid marks: some of these same people leave work at 4:30PM, and on Thursday afternoons they will say, "Happy Friday!" There are lots of us here until 9:00PM.

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Anders wrote:
Why was he let go?

“His position is being eliminated.” Corporate restructure.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Oh hey Anders, I answered that while I was a bit moody. In some professional settings you pick your battles, right? And this dumbass picked the wrong damn battle.


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