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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Thu December 07, 2017 3:14 am 
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Oh, Dev. No. Dev. Please.

would you rather watch family matters or the big bang theory?


ever since Family Matters came to hulu, i've watched an episode almost every night


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bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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Oh, Dev. No. Dev. Please.

would you rather watch family matters or the big bang theory?


ever since Family Matters came to hulu, i've watched an episode almost every night

who's your favorite character??

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Big Bang Theory or Two and Half Men?

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BurtReynolds wrote:
Big Bang Theory or Two and Half Men?

anything with charlie sheen wins

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Oh, Dev. No. Dev. Please.

would you rather watch family matters or the big bang theory?


ever since Family Matters came to hulu, i've watched an episode almost every night

who's your favorite character??


Waldo Faldo


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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Oh, Dev. No. Dev. Please.

would you rather watch family matters or the big bang theory?

Please be serious

step by step or the big bang theory?

Step by Step easy. Cody was hilarious until he was a wife-beating asshole.

Back to coworkers:

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still working on the cumputer stuff

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I dont remember how to add the mailbaox

I so don't want to know about her cumputer issues. And 'a' isn't anywhere close to the b or o so where the hell did that come from?


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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Oh, Dev. No. Dev. Please.

would you rather watch family matters or the big bang theory?

big bang for sure.

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BurtReynolds wrote:
Big Bang Theory or Two and Half Men?

both are favorites.

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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Oh, Dev. No. Dev. Please.

im not armond white.

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my coworker eats his salad with a fork, but he uses the fork like a spoon.

so instead of stabbing the lettuce, he scoops it up like cereal.

it's weird to watch.


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"Uh, security, there's a monster up here eating a salad with a spoon."

"We'll be right there."

I know what you said. You make that dialogue work, you can go help JJ write SWIX.


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"Uh, security, there's a monster up here eating a salad with a spoon."

"We'll be right there."

I know what you said. You make that dialogue work, you can go help JJ write SWIX.

baller post

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Today a draft line tech from one of my distributors came in to clean his beer lines. At the same time, my rep from that same distributor came in to take this week's order. While the rep was leaving after my order, the draft tech was still in the beer cooler. When the tech came out he asked if the rep was still here. I told him that he already jetted.

The draft tech looked genuinely hurt when he said "he didn't even tell me goodbye." :lol:


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One of my co-workers, a classic grumpy old type, was complaining about having dry skin. One of my other co-workers offered him some of her hand lotion. He took one sniff of it and refused, saying it would make him "smell like [he] is light in the loafers".


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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
One of my co-workers, a classic grumpy old type, was complaining about having dry skin. One of my other co-workers offered him some of her hand lotion. He took one sniff of it and refused, saying it would make him "smell like [he] is light in the loafers".

do you work in 1972?

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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
One of my co-workers, a classic grumpy old type, was complaining about having dry skin. One of my other co-workers offered him some of her hand lotion. He took one sniff of it and refused, saying it would make him "smell like [he] is light in the loafers".

do you work in 1972?


The guy is definitely a relic from that era. At least once a day he says something that could be out of Mad Men but that one was especially cringe worthy.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
malice wrote:
Biff Pocoroba wrote:
One of my co-workers, a classic grumpy old type, was complaining about having dry skin. One of my other co-workers offered him some of her hand lotion. He took one sniff of it and refused, saying it would make him "smell like [he] is light in the loafers".

do you work in 1972?


The guy is definitely a relic from that era. At least once a day he says something that could be out of Mad Men but that one was especially cringe worthy.

For sure. I'm surprised he got away with it.

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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
One of my co-workers, a classic grumpy old type, was complaining about having dry skin. One of my other co-workers offered him some of her hand lotion. He took one sniff of it and refused, saying it would make him "smell like [he] is light in the loafers".

lol

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Me: Wendy, I could have sworn your name was hanging up with the other bartender Christmas stockings but I don't see it today and there's a gap where I thought it was...
Her: Oh yeah, I had to take it down. Christmas is offensive to my beliefs.
Me: Isn't that fancy looking bar blade you've been using all year a Christmas present from me last year?
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Her: You can hang up a stocking there but only if you label it "Not Wendy". Otherwise I'm reporting you to HR.


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