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My buddies from high school always "doded" or "tapped" each other in the nuts. I made clear from the outset that I was not interested. They can do it to each other all they want, but they never have to be on the defensive around me because I promised I would never do it, and I never did. So they left my nutsack alone.
The one exception was when I was at one of their houses and guy grabs a pillow and just SLAMS me in the nuts. It fucking hurt so bad. I told him I would get him back when he never expects it so he was overly cautious around me for a while which was pretty funny, then I started telling him I was going to do it on his wedding day and there was no stopping me, so that was in his head for a few years.
I ended up getting him on his 21st birthday at a bowling alley and he's just there writhing around in front of everyone. Totally worth it.
But anyway no, Tree, I'm generally not a fan of this type of thing.
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spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
My buddies from high school always "doded" or "tapped" each other in the nuts. I made clear from the outset that I was not interested. They can do it to each other all they want, but they never have to be on the defensive around me because I promised I would never do it, and I never did. So they left my nutsack alone.
The one exception was when I was at one of their houses and guy grabs a pillow and just SLAMS me in the nuts. It fucking hurt so bad. I told him I would get him back when he never expects it so he was overly cautious around me for a while which was pretty funny, then I started telling him I was going to do it on his wedding day and there was no stopping me, so that was in his head for a few years.
I ended up getting him on his 21st birthday at a bowling alley and he's just there writhing around in front of everyone. Totally worth it.
But anyway no, Tree, I'm generally not a fan of this type of thing.
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Bammer wrote:
My buddies from high school always "doded" or "tapped" each other in the nuts. I made clear from the outset that I was not interested. They can do it to each other all they want, but they never have to be on the defensive around me because I promised I would never do it, and I never did. So they left my nutsack alone.
The one exception was when I was at one of their houses and guy grabs a pillow and just SLAMS me in the nuts. It fucking hurt so bad. I told him I would get him back when he never expects it so he was overly cautious around me for a while which was pretty funny, then I started telling him I was going to do it on his wedding day and there was no stopping me, so that was in his head for a few years.
I ended up getting him on his 21st birthday at a bowling alley and he's just there writhing around in front of everyone. Totally worth it.
But anyway no, Tree, I'm generally not a fan of this type of thing.
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knee tunes wrote:
Bammer wrote:
My buddies from high school always "doded" or "tapped" each other in the nuts. I made clear from the outset that I was not interested. They can do it to each other all they want, but they never have to be on the defensive around me because I promised I would never do it, and I never did. So they left my nutsack alone.
The one exception was when I was at one of their houses and guy grabs a pillow and just SLAMS me in the nuts. It fucking hurt so bad. I told him I would get him back when he never expects it so he was overly cautious around me for a while which was pretty funny, then I started telling him I was going to do it on his wedding day and there was no stopping me, so that was in his head for a few years.
I ended up getting him on his 21st birthday at a bowling alley and he's just there writhing around in front of everyone. Totally worth it.
But anyway no, Tree, I'm generally not a fan of this type of thing.
wow
Yeah my initial thought was this is the most Bammer post of all time
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Do you guys think that people who have nothing in the way of material possessions are generally oblivious to the fact that in other parts of the world kids are opening like 20 Christmas presents each? Like, if they are not being constantly advertised to, do they not necessarily want nice cars, new toys, etc.? Do they even know this stuff exists?
Do you think your average remote villager in XYZ country is generally happier in life than your average American who might be looking over at the Joneses next door and being jealous of their new boat?
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Bammer wrote:
Do you guys think that people who have nothing in the way of material possessions are generally oblivious to the fact that in other parts of the world kids are opening like 20 Christmas presents each? Like, if they are not being constantly advertised to, do they not necessarily want nice cars, new toys, etc.? Do they even know this stuff exists?
Do you think your average remote villager in XYZ country is generally happier in life than your average American who might be looking over at the Joneses next door and being jealous of their new boat?
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washing machine wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Do you guys think that people who have nothing in the way of material possessions are generally oblivious to the fact that in other parts of the world kids are opening like 20 Christmas presents each? Like, if they are not being constantly advertised to, do they not necessarily want nice cars, new toys, etc.? Do they even know this stuff exists?
Do you think your average remote villager in XYZ country is generally happier in life than your average American who might be looking over at the Joneses next door and being jealous of their new boat?
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Bammer wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Do you guys think that people who have nothing in the way of material possessions are generally oblivious to the fact that in other parts of the world kids are opening like 20 Christmas presents each? Like, if they are not being constantly advertised to, do they not necessarily want nice cars, new toys, etc.? Do they even know this stuff exists?
Do you think your average remote villager in XYZ country is generally happier in life than your average American who might be looking over at the Joneses next door and being jealous of their new boat?
Answer the question
I would never answer anything after being talked to like that.
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washing machine wrote:
Bammer wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Do you guys think that people who have nothing in the way of material possessions are generally oblivious to the fact that in other parts of the world kids are opening like 20 Christmas presents each? Like, if they are not being constantly advertised to, do they not necessarily want nice cars, new toys, etc.? Do they even know this stuff exists?
Do you think your average remote villager in XYZ country is generally happier in life than your average American who might be looking over at the Joneses next door and being jealous of their new boat?
Answer the question
I would never answer anything after being talked to like that.
That poster is pretty good. The one on the wall at Jimmy John's. I was asking this based on a conversation with my dad over the holiday, he does volunteering in Uganda and explains that a lot of kids over there have little more than an old bare bike tire and a stick for their toys, but they seem a lot more "content" than a lot of kids here in the US.
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