Ask RM

[lennytheweedwhacker]

If you found out today that your roommate from a decade ago, whom you lived with for 2 years, peed in your shared bathroom sink every day because he found it more comfortable than using the toilet, would you feel:

a) upset
b) amused
c) indifferent
d) other: _____

D

At this point, it’s been 10 years. Sure, it’s fucking disgusting, but it was so long ago, it’s just a goofy little thing.

Reminds me of the time my old roommate’s toothbrush was used by the girl that had just finished giving me a blow job.

did you stick the toothbrush up your butt?

Not at all. After she finished, she told me she wanted to brush her teeth so I gave her his toothbrush.

and then you stuck it up his butt? i'm lost

[96583UP]

how many men's butts has that toothbrush been up

[lennytheweedwhacker]

how many men's butts has that toothbrush been up

i wish there was a way to know

[Jorge]

You count the rings around it

[lennytheweedwhacker]

You count the rings around it

i didn't even think of that...thanks, platy

[BurtReynolds]

I wouldn't go to the guy's house for dinner, that's for sure.

[spike]

You count the rings around it

[Bammer]

Are the last two pages of this thread the best two page run in RM history?

[spike]

I can’t believe wease made that poor girl swallow.

[knee tunes]

she didn't

thus the brush

[knee tunes]

You count the rings around it

wrong planet

[wease]

I can’t believe wease made that poor girl swallow.

I didn’t make her. She volunteered.

[surfndestroy]

I can’t believe wease made that poor girl swallow.

I didn’t make her. She volunteered.

It's not volunteering when you have a hand on her head and ignoring her tears. Just for clarity's sake.

[wease]

I can’t believe wease made that poor girl swallow.

I didn’t make her. She volunteered.

It's not volunteering when you have a hand on her head and ignoring her tears. Just for clarity's sake.

Well, that didn't happen. I like to keep the hands free while receiving favors. I may want to change the channel or something.

[tragabigzanda]

If you could be real friends with any living famous person, who would you pick?



I’d probably go with Maya Rudolph. She cracks me up, and seems down to earth too. PTA would be a nice bonus.

[The Argonaut]

Hmm, good question. Perhaps Kristen Stewart

[lennytheweedwhacker]

tea leoni

[wease]

Paul Rudd. He seems like he’s be great to hang out with.

[96583UP]

Paula Abdul

[knee tunes]

Dane Cook