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Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 3:17 am

wease wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
wease wrote:
Jorge wrote:If you found out today that your roommate from a decade ago, whom you lived with for 2 years, peed in your shared bathroom sink every day because he found it more comfortable than using the toilet, would you feel:

a) upset
b) amused
c) indifferent
d) other: _____


D

At this point, it’s been 10 years. Sure, it’s fucking disgusting, but it was so long ago, it’s just a goofy little thing.

Reminds me of the time my old roommate’s toothbrush was used by the girl that had just finished giving me a blow job.

did you stick the toothbrush up your butt?

Not at all. After she finished, she told me she wanted to brush her teeth so I gave her his toothbrush.

and then you stuck it up his butt? i'm lost

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 3:35 am

how many men's butts has that toothbrush been up

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 3:39 am

96583UP wrote:how many men's butts has that toothbrush been up

i wish there was a way to know

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 3:42 am

You count the rings around it

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 3:45 am

Jorge wrote:You count the rings around it

i didn't even think of that...thanks, platy

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 3:57 am

I wouldn't go to the guy's house for dinner, that's for sure.

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 4:00 am

Jorge wrote:You count the rings around it

:lol:

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 4:37 am

Are the last two pages of this thread the best two page run in RM history?

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 4:44 am

I can’t believe wease made that poor girl swallow.

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 4:48 am

she didn't

thus the brush

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 4:53 am

spike wrote:
Jorge wrote:You count the rings around it

:lol:


wrong planet

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 1:12 pm

spike wrote:I can’t believe wease made that poor girl swallow.

I didn’t make her. She volunteered.

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 5:19 pm

wease wrote:
spike wrote:I can’t believe wease made that poor girl swallow.

I didn’t make her. She volunteered.

It's not volunteering when you have a hand on her head and ignoring her tears. Just for clarity's sake.

Re: Ask RM

Tue December 01, 2020 6:21 pm

surfndestroy wrote:
wease wrote:
spike wrote:I can’t believe wease made that poor girl swallow.

I didn’t make her. She volunteered.

It's not volunteering when you have a hand on her head and ignoring her tears. Just for clarity's sake.

Well, that didn't happen. I like to keep the hands free while receiving favors. I may want to change the channel or something.

Re: Ask RM

Sun December 06, 2020 5:33 am

If you could be real friends with any living famous person, who would you pick?



I’d probably go with Maya Rudolph. She cracks me up, and seems down to earth too. PTA would be a nice bonus.

Re: Ask RM

Sun December 06, 2020 5:37 am

Hmm, good question. Perhaps Kristen Stewart

Re: Ask RM

Sun December 06, 2020 5:38 am

tea leoni

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Sun December 06, 2020 5:16 pm

Paul Rudd. He seems like he’s be great to hang out with.

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Sun December 06, 2020 5:51 pm

Paula Abdul

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Sun December 06, 2020 5:56 pm

Dane Cook
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