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 Post subject: Re: Ask RM
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Q for the RM historians:

Who was the first person to use “Mrs. username” to describe/mention their wife on the board?

Mrs. Doug, Mrs. Bam, Mrs. Wease, etc.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask RM
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If you found out today that your roommate from a decade ago, whom you lived with for 2 years, peed in your shared bathroom sink every day because he found it more comfortable than using the toilet, would you feel:

a) upset
b) amused
c) indifferent
d) other: _____

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a)

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A decade ago? Mix of b & c

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i'd beat their f*cking ass

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at one point i lived in a 3 story house shared with a bunch of law students and i was in the attic floor. i used to have to pee in the night and didn't feel like walking downstairs so would just pee out the window

one time i peed after it had snowed and looked down and it was yellow everywhere

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what it must have been like for someone downstairs to look out the window at some point and see streams of yellow

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96583UP wrote:
at one point i lived in a 3 story house shared with a bunch of law students and i was in the attic floor. i used to have to pee in the night and didn't feel like walking downstairs so would just pee out the window

one time i peed after it had snowed and looked down and it was yellow everywhere

are you a paralegal?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
at one point i lived in a 3 story house shared with a bunch of law students and i was in the attic floor. i used to have to pee in the night and didn't feel like walking downstairs so would just pee out the window

one time i peed after it had snowed and looked down and it was yellow everywhere

are you a paralegal?


close, parasuco

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pee is pretty gross

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especially when it's derived from keystone light

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96583UP wrote:
especially when it's derived from keystone light

i would not know

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well you better find out

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well you better find out

i will not

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start chuggin', b*tch

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Jorge wrote:
If you found out today that your roommate from a decade ago, whom you lived with for 2 years, peed in your shared bathroom sink every day because he found it more comfortable than using the toilet, would you feel:

a) upset
b) amused
c) indifferent
d) other: _____


D

At this point, it’s been 10 years. Sure, it’s fucking disgusting, but it was so long ago, it’s just a goofy little thing.

Reminds me of the time my old roommate’s toothbrush was used by the girl that had just finished giving me a blow job.

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that's pretty gay

girls are gross

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wease wrote:
Jorge wrote:
If you found out today that your roommate from a decade ago, whom you lived with for 2 years, peed in your shared bathroom sink every day because he found it more comfortable than using the toilet, would you feel:

a) upset
b) amused
c) indifferent
d) other: _____


D

At this point, it’s been 10 years. Sure, it’s fucking disgusting, but it was so long ago, it’s just a goofy little thing.

Reminds me of the time my old roommate’s toothbrush was used by the girl that had just finished giving me a blow job.

did you stick the toothbrush up your butt?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask RM
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did you want to stick it up your butt?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
wease wrote:
Jorge wrote:
If you found out today that your roommate from a decade ago, whom you lived with for 2 years, peed in your shared bathroom sink every day because he found it more comfortable than using the toilet, would you feel:

a) upset
b) amused
c) indifferent
d) other: _____


D

At this point, it’s been 10 years. Sure, it’s fucking disgusting, but it was so long ago, it’s just a goofy little thing.

Reminds me of the time my old roommate’s toothbrush was used by the girl that had just finished giving me a blow job.

did you stick the toothbrush up your butt?

Not at all. After she finished, she told me she wanted to brush her teeth so I gave her his toothbrush.

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