what are you going on about, burt?

I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change, my friend.

are you really prepared to live in that kind of world?

Flush it down

what should i go pick up for dinner, burt? nothing is jumping out at me

Do they any Ward's in Huntsville?

never heard of it

nevermind they never made it that far.

do you eat at home most of the time?

the song in question



and the memes have already started.

I love hearing a girl 15 years younger than me reduced to tears by how much worse popular music is now than it was when she was a kid.

When I was 14, I was singing along to Easy E.

Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word
I should have known it before, the motherfucker's a nerd
But back to the bitches I'm peepin
and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so

"Parents! I strongly encourage you to listen to what your kids are listening to!"

Um ... yeah ... parenting for the win!

I used to think I was good a riding a bike...

I don't think I'd have survived the first 20 seconds...

This has to be the stuff of nightmares