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 Post subject: Re: the dream you had last night . or maybe it was last week
PostPosted: Tue July 17, 2018 4:16 pm 
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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I dreamed Shaq was on my dart team.

do you think he’s funny?

yeah

oh

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 Post subject: Re: the dream you had last night . or maybe it was last week
PostPosted: Tue August 07, 2018 4:03 pm 
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Last night was the first dream I've had in a week that wasn't about my breakup. I attended a screening of Batman V Superman with the new girl I'm seeing. Ben Affleck was there to introduce the film. He had a weird dyed silver spiky haircut. He went on stage and seemed pretty bummed. He was like "sigh, OK, here is a film we made, please don't be too hard on it." I got up and told him that even though the film fails on a number of levels, there are many good things about it and he should be proud. And he perks up like "you know what? You're right", and he decides to stick around and do a live commentary through the entire movie. Then a video of the whole thing went viral

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Last night I had a dream where I what three contact lenses in one eye


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i will preface this the most drugs (aside from beer) i have ever taken was being at an iron maiden concert

I was picked in a contest to participate in the all star game for the nba. There I am along side Paul Pierce and I think Kobe walking through the underbelly of some arena when I take a swig of a drink I assume is Gatorade or something.

Turns out it was some special drink that grants me the ability to jump really high and I see Sara Splain and tell her if she wants to break a story it’s that I’m going to have the most incredible dunk ever. She laughs it off but I’m persistent so she follows me and gets my story (mind you this is all set up like a movie).

Continuing before the game as the time counts down I see someone shaking down a friend of mine. My friend swears he doesn’t know what happened to that the liquid it was where he said it would be and they tell him he has one hour to make more.

I realize he is talking about the “Gatorade” I drank earlier and it was a super secret discovery of his he created to help get out of owing the mob money. I don’t tell him I drank it but promise him I’ll make it right. He tells me he is doomed. (Btw he’s bald and has half a arm )

I make my way down the arena (somehow I was In the nose bleed seats) and I just start jumping rows at a time while eating a Big Mac and with each bite the sauce squirts out over everyone as I leap over them. I get to the bottom floor and back to the locker room to figure out what I’m going to do.

15 minutes to go so we head out to the floor when I see the guy who was shaking down my friend so I confront him. It’s Freddy Boom Boom Washington. We fought for a bit and then I woke up

The worse part of this dream is now I have to go to work tomorrow knowing it will not live up to what I just experienced

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 Post subject: Re: the dream you had last night . or maybe it was last week
PostPosted: Thu August 09, 2018 7:17 pm 
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theplatypus wrote:
Last night was the first dream I've had in a week that wasn't about my breakup. I attended a screening of Batman V Superman with the new girl I'm seeing. Ben Affleck was there to introduce the film. He had a weird dyed silver spiky haircut. He went on stage and seemed pretty bummed. He was like "sigh, OK, here is a film we made, please don't be too hard on it." I got up and told him that even though the film fails on a number of levels, there are many good things about it and he should be proud. And he perks up like "you know what? You're right", and he decides to stick around and do a live commentary through the entire movie. Then a video of the whole thing went viral

Was the new girl digging it?


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 Post subject: Re: the dream you had last night . or maybe it was last week
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I don't remember. She morphed into Ariana Grande at one point

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 Post subject: Re: the dream you had last night . or maybe it was last week
PostPosted: Thu August 09, 2018 9:04 pm 
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I don't remember. She morphed into Ariana Grande at one point


Already moving on to the next conquest. :shake:

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