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 Post subject: Re: the dream you had last night . or maybe it was last week
PostPosted: Wed March 21, 2018 10:36 am 
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Last night I dreamt that several Hollywood actors were in Buenos Aires shooting a movie, including Amy Adams (I think most of you are aware that I have strong feelings about Amy Adams). I happen to see her at a mall, and she seems friendly and approachable so I go up to her and tell her I'm a fan. She says thanks and I ask if we can take a picture together. So we take a selfie but she's kind of peeking up from behind my shoulder. And I'm like "aw but you aren't even in this! Can we take another one?". I think she's a bit annoyed by my request, and she says "are you going to be around later? I'm meeting a friend for coffee, maybe we can take the photo afterwards." I interpret this as an invitation to come along and have coffee with her and her friend, so I'm pretty stoked. I follow her to the coffee shop. Her friend turns out to be Chris Evans, who'd just been shopping for books. I sit with them and we chat. There's a weird energy at the table. I talk a lot but they're barely talking. They're clearly uncomfortable. After a couple minutes it dawns on me that I'm not wanted there, so I say "wow, I can't believe I just straight-up tagged along" and Amy Adams is like "let's just take the selfie so you can be on your way".

I'm back home now and feeling very embarrassed about what just happened when I suddenly realize I mistakenly took Chris Evans's books. I decide that I'm going to go return them, because I don't want to be the creep who not only intruded on his conversation but also stole his books. I get on the subway but I get off at the wrong stop and I end up in the other side of the city (weirdly, there are several naked people in the subway, they're headed to some nudist resort). I end up having to take a taxi to the mall. When I get there, Chris Evans is nowhere to be found, until I see a crowd of people surrounding the entrance to the movie theater. Someone tells me it's because Captain America is in there watching a movie. So I wait for him outside. When he comes out, I have to fight my way through the crowd to see him and I'm like "Chris Evans! Here are your books! I took them by mistake!". Chris Evans is very happy to get his books back so he's like "come with me" and he takes me round a secret corridor of the mall that I'd never seen. He's like "this is the famous people expressway". He introduces me to his friend, who is Emma Stone with curly hair. We walk together down the corridor and talk about movies. I tell Emma Stone that Aloha is underrated (I've never seen Aloha) and that I like her new curly hair. I woke up around this time.


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 Post subject: Re: the dream you had last night . or maybe it was last week
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I had a dream someone took my cellphone. Now I know who it was, you bastard.


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It's sad that Amy Adams turned out to be such a bitch.

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She was wearing this dress, which made things worse
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I had a dream last night that Tiffany Haddish had been appointed to be the U.S. Senator from Utah

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I had this really long dream last night but what I remember is that I had lost my contact lenses and had to drive home without them.


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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
I had this really long dream last night but what I remember is that I had lost my contact lenses and had to drive home without them.

oh no

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I couldn't do that in real life.


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 Post subject: Re: the dream you had last night . or maybe it was last week
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
I couldn't do that in real life.

whew

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I dreamt that it was my birthday again and I had a party in a big rented cruise ship and it filled up with people, some of which were my friends but many of which were just randos who showed up. Then everyone started having sex with each other, which was cool. Then after blowing out my candles, my girlfriend surprised me by announcing that everyone had chipped in and bought the entire ship for me as a present. I was stoked. Then this guy was guiding me through the rooms in my new cruise ship. The inside of the ship looked exactly like my aunt Lidy's old house. This house is actually a recurring setting in my dreams. I used to really love going there as a kid because it was enormous and had "secret rooms" (actually just a couple rooms that had somewhat concealed entrances; one was behind a wall of books in the study, like the Batcave, probably where my aunt hosted orgies or something). This childhood fascination with my aunt's house seeps into my dreams sometimes. Anyway, as he was showing me around, the tour guide mentioned that a cemetary had purchased the bottom levels, so they were filled with corpses. I had to fill out a bunch of paperwork if I wanted to get rid of the corpses. Weird dream


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I had a sex dream last night. I don't have them very often and haven't had one that vivid in years.
No, it wasn't completed.


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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
I had a sex dream last night. I don't have them very often and haven't had one that vivid in years.
No, it wasn't completed.

Me too. I woke up very frustrated and damn near on the verge of a wet dream.


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That was a bit too much information


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and i think i just sexted RM


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 Post subject: Re: the dream you had last night . or maybe it was last week
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
I had a sex dream last night. I don't have them very often and haven't had one that vivid in years.
No, it wasn't completed.

was this about me?

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This has now happened twice: I will wake up in the middle of the night with a really good idea, and I'll be too lazy to get up and write it down, so I'll (yeah I know this is horrible but bear with me) wake my partner up and tell her the idea and ask her not to let me forget it, only to apologize about it the next day and then realize from her confusion that the part about waking her up had been a dream as well


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tree_ wrote:
This is a dream too WAKE UP

slow suicide's no way to go

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That was a bit too much information

When was the last time you had confused body parts? It's been years for me.


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This has now happened twice: I will wake up in the middle of the night with a really good idea, and I'll be too lazy to get up and write it down, so I'll (yeah I know this is horrible but bear with me) wake my partner up and tell her the idea and ask her not to let me forget it, only to apologize about it the next day and then realize from her confusion that the part about waking her up had been a dream as well



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