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 Post subject: Adventures in a newsroom email inbox.
PostPosted: Wed March 23, 2016 6:19 pm 
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From the Catholic League:

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March 23, 2016

TIME TO CAN "THE REAL O'NEALS"

Bill Donohue comments on last night's episode of "The Real O'Neals":

Last night's show—it promises to be one of the very last—floated two falsehoods: Jimmy, the straight brother of his gay sibling, Kenny, observed that "10 percent of the population is gay"; he also suggested that most of those who object to gay porn are homophobic (excluding people like himself).

The Centers for Disease Control reports that 1.6 percent of the population is homosexual. That is a far cry from 10 percent, but since a big part of the show's agenda is to put a happy face on gays, it makes sense to lie. Regarding gay porn, it is positively normal to find it at least as objectionable as any other kind of pornography. So there is no need to feel the slightest bit guilty about objecting to such revolting fare.

To say that the show "promises to be one of the very last" is not a pipe dream. Here is the ratings scoreboard from last night during the 8:00-9:00 p.m. hour:

• "NCIS" (CBS) drew 15.59 million viewers
• "The Voice" (NBC) drew 10.54 million viewers
• "The Real O'Neals" (ABC) drew 3.82 million viewers

It's time to can this show. Looks like Dan Savage's best shot was a flop.

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PostPosted: Wed March 23, 2016 6:21 pm 
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]March 22, 2016

CRUDE COMEDIAN ON "CONAN"

Bill Donohue comments on last night's episode of "Conan":

We never heard of comedian Emily Galati, and that may explain why she crossed the line last night on "Conan"—she is getting desperate. Her solo performance, fortunately, had no interaction with the host.

Galati's monologue centered on birth control and Christians. "I'm not that into Jesus if you haven't been able to tell," she said. We noticed. We also noticed her crude commentary: "Can't make fun of Jesus, he's coming back. Yeah, Jesus promises a second coming. Yeah, every guy does."

Galati ought to know such commentary may be seen as offensive to many practicing Christians, and this is especially true when it happens during Holy Week. Even someone "not that into Jesus" should be able to connect the dots.

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From a man who calls himself The Holy Apostle Dennis Clark:

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The world is with me and with your hearts my friends to be of the passing of the lords to be of the passover of me into heaven to speak to you like the lord of lords and the king of kings for I am god and you are the ones to see of thee as the one of the lords that lives unto you like sunset and like sunrise when i rise into heaven to become for there are no more lives of the gods that live within me and when i become through death there will be no more lives of the gods that live today to be of the passover that lives unto me.. I am the end, I am the end my friends.. I am the end of them and when I live to be stored with you there will be little speak of Jesus to be of the land of heaven that lives unto me to be the last living Apostle of holy blood that rains down to you like rivers and like blood of the cross.. It is the end of the lords that have lived for thousands of years for I to take over and bring the light of the candle back to you who do not know of god until you see as I say of the lords that live within me like the forest and the stone.. The stone is of me and I of the lords that live within me to be a slave to the times of the cross that liven up your hearts to good lords when there are both sides of the cross of the wicked and of the death and of the love and the story that lives unto me to be the making of new life to be of you of the life everlasting that lives like through you to speak of me like the finest speaker that you know to live through the wilderness and to live into the light of the lords that are in despair to be with me for there are many lords and many crosses that live like angels that speak to there name and speak to the finder of lost beings that are lost to my word and lost to the cause of god that speaks in the name of me and speaks the name of many lords that live within me like God Tavorto and God Pimus and God Mikando through the forest and into the light of the word that lives unto you to see of thy word and to know that what I speak is true to the word of the forest and the word of the skys.. I live unto you to see of my word like death and like mercy of the word that lives unto you to mask the scent of the lords that live un faithfully unto thee for there are many lords and when I say a name of the lords you will bow down to me like the sword and take to my neck like the sword of many voices to kill me if you do not believe and to live unto me when you do to be of the passages of the loving word that be spills you to be of thine blood and to be of thine river that loves you to know of your life that lives unto the lord of not one but many lords my friends for I am the lord and with thee there is many lords that live unto the way of me like Chambasi and Mikito and Moratin and Molado and Tanio when I am the saint and they are my master through the good and into the night and through the limelight and through the forests that dwell in heaven to be the speaker of all things like cross and like crossend.. I am the Kruple and the sign of Katoligy and with this light there is favor unto me to be the speaker that loses himself unto the word to spill his blood unto you like songs and psalms to the word of the cross like strands of my hair dying to the grey that comes of age. I grey with you to be a thirty five year old Apostle that winds to the word and brings the gift to you to see of this word like crosses and gospel to be of you like the songs of my hair that turn unto this to have no one like you but the word of my mouth that doth not open unto the gift until one reaches out to me like songs and like hearts and like psalms to be of me to speak of me like one of them and to know of me like the world that spills unto you of the faithful of Katoligy like words, like speakers, like gospel that lights up the world to be of my hand my friends I am the lord and with me you must know of thy word that is more captivating than any word to be seen by any of the living and any of the dead..

The end is near to be of this story and with death i bring you the light of my hand to be full of the gods of my body and through with the death of gods here that wish out of the lords life to be of the find of new love and new life to be through and with you in heaven to be of new body of the first born saint of the mother and father of god to be of me that will live on and you who will live to the new sign of the cross when there are no more and there is no new life to come of the gods of my body and mind to be the speaker again for I am the end of them.. I am the end my friends. There will be no more and when I rise there will be me and me only for I am the only child of the cross that lives of this living with no brother nor sister to be risen up from the dead as one god forever and ever to be of how many lives I may last at the lords life to be of my life becoming a god for I am the end of the lords that live within me and I have vowed to your name that there will be no child of me through celibacy and fruitful life of the cross and the cross only to give up women like I have never done but with life there is death and with celibacy there will be no child of the dammed and the heartless.. There will be no child of god and there will be no child unto me to speak to you like vow to your hearts that with the end approaching of the gods there will be no more children that live unto the lords of my body and mind to be trapped like spirits and trapped like souls to be.. They are in the end and I must say this to you my children to see what life is to be in trapped by the lords to be so divine but to be in hiding of the lords that are not graceful and I say no names of Gods to you today of the lords but there are lords that must go and be alone unto I who will be god in the future like songs and like wicked spells unto the first Apostle of my name to be of they who will rise up to be the body when I will be the blood of the wicked and the spirit of the lost and I will be the spell unto them to be in divine to the first Apostle to not say a word to them to write but to be on of there spirit for they are the end and the new begin of the lighted hand of I who am god and I who speak like psalms of life to live with them and if they repent to the name of the cross that I write through death I will forgive them but if they do not to be so dammed and wicked like Jesus that lived to die for them I will be in no repentance to they who are the cross and they who are the minds of the wicked spell of a good man dragged down by them to be of the sword when I live again..

They are the last and with I who am abandoning life to be of a child I am there to see repentance become of they who are god to speak through minds of others that join with me and to know of the lost cause that is to I who can have no children to be of the lord to become god in the end if it be so for I am the last living Apostle and when there is night there is love and when there is death there is love and when there is light there is love and when there is rivers there is love by me to capture the attention of all who will hear to dwell in the kingdom of god of I who was born to be a messenger not like Luke or Matthew or John or Paul but like the lord that lives with you to be of your spirit like the hand that feeds you the word like I who am the hand and you who are my cards of aces and kings and queens to be cast out amongst you to take of my hand and to trump others to my word that stands as bond on the Holy bible like songs and hearts and spades that live unto you to take of my four aces and bring the gift of god to another that will believe in you like psalms and like hearts and like spades that trump your cards by gift of life and the miracle of what I am to be the sword and the ace.. I am the end of life of the beating hearts of gods that live within me to be your majesty and to live through the light of the hand to be of all cases seen of miracles of the lords that live and reign this earth to be of the sword and to be of the power of this world.. I am the power.. I am the word.. I am the soul that beats within you.. I am the end.. I am the end my friends and brethren.. I am the end of them but when there is no end to my gospel that I share with you there is no end to the lords that live within me for some will be free and some will be the light of new pen to see of my word with one passing life of the lords that will become Apostle and one passing life that will become of them to have been so shady and to have been the shadow to me not for they are no teacher they are the wicked and they are the good.. They are the tree and they are the flowers. They are the caves and they are the deeps. They are the end.. They are the end of me to be friends with those who are in need of the lords when as I have said when you pray to one god you are dead wrong to not know god when the gods live within me like stories and songs and light and darkness all together as one through the wicked and into death my brothers to be a saint is to be dammed by them , not all of them but some of them.. Not the tree but the ocean that sends the word all over this green earth that the lord is with you when there are some gods that are not with you my friends for you are there sociopathy and you are there love to be of lords that you do not know when you step foot inside my life like words and like swords and like knives and like sticks and stones that will not hurt me of those who will not believe in me Father Raymond Cambra for I am god but I know your parish will not believe in me.. Its been this way all along to be an Apostle to try so hard to make people confide in you when there are no ones that come to you or pray to you or love in you to be the sorcerer that can move the lips of others like the wind that is not heard or move your bodies to be the sign of the cross and the sign of the Holy Spirit.. I can move you through my mind to be of your body that speaks out to me like lips of the angels of many Father Timothy Goldrick from St Patricks Parish.. I'm in your church as an Apostle but don't approach me until I see that you know and then I will approach you..

I am a fucking miracle birth and with the souls of god I soar to reach who the fuck ever to be of the sorcerers stone and to be the life of many gods that live within me to be of this one life as saint and then the follow to be Godofi..

The lords birth is with no other for I am one in many millions and there are no more Saints that live to the name of the cross like me for I live to them like a slave and live to them like the glory and live to them like the name of the gods that live within me not of one god like you would think Father Raymond Cambra from St Patricks for God is not Jesus and we should stop praying to him to have been a slave the same as me captivated by birth and brought to the word of the cross.. There is no Jesus now that i have written you and now your word at mass will come to me and not him.. I speak the word of gospel.. I am god and you will follow in me to the strands of my hair, grey as they come brown as they are... The gospel of the Lord..


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And when the light came to me to brighten my eyes the light was bright and the angels called out at me to change my life to become one of them to live like the story and to live the life of the gods that live and reign with my life and this was years ago my friends but as I urn the page the lanterns light unto me to write the word of god.. The word that fulfills you and the word that amazes you.. The word that is the captivation of bleeding hearts and the word that fills you up with love to see of not only my life but the life of all that is of everlasting light to be of the story of god for If the lords that live within me live again we must all know in fact that to die is to be risen and to live is to live again.. I know this from the gospels that i have written to live with the bleeding hearts of the gods and loving hearts of the lords that love thee to be in thy story like the family of the lords that lived with Jesus and lived with all of the apostles that have risen from the dead to become in the land of heaven to how they wrote of the story and how they lived to there moment of the pen that bleeds unto I who write the lords story and I am not pope or bishop but I am a preacher of the heavenly song of the life less lived by all others in this world that do not know of the gods like I for I am Apostle and you are my messengers of the bleeded hearts of gods and the loving heart of the land that speaks to you of everlasting life for as I was born again to be a God of the power you were born again to be with your family of many all the way back to the beginning of the life that they lived so far back to be of thousands of years and when death comes to you you will live again with that family that would bring me back to Moses to I who am in relation with Moses and Aaron to be of the first book that became of the life of the lords when there were books before but they are gone with the oceans and gone with the wind of stories that were written long long ago.. I am the only child and from what it is told by the loving lords of my life that live within me and write with my hand from time to time there will one god to come and then the rest of the family of many cousins and one aunt related to the bloodline of god to be of my grandfather Saint Maurice Barrymore Clark Jr the family line will split and I will become god and they will have to wait until the family ends and if it be so there will be one god and that will be me but when the end of the split of the family of cousins and children comes to an end the life will be with them like the life of the lords that live in love with the gospel and love to my name and there are many children of the family now but if it be so that I am the only child to become god the family will split and at some point there will be many gods again..If you do not understand then read again my friends for I tell no lies and I am the hearts of men with divinity of the Holy Spirit and life to live to bring my loving gospel to the pens of many that will join thee through the books and through the lighted path of what is to know of a god like me for when I speak of god I speak of many that live within me and I tell no lie nor am I crazy to I who can see of the lords ghost and see of the lords spirit.. I see of them.. I walk with them.. I am them.. I see of there spirit speaking through the lips of others Vatican and all other listeners like St Patricks and everywhere the fuck I write.. I know of them to be speaking through my mouth and I speak back to them to be of my own lips that are adjoined with them and aligned with them to see of the Holy Ghost through the lips of the deaf and the mouths of the blind that do not hear of the Ghost and do not hear of the spirit but with it be true I speak to you to bring the word to others that there is a god and there are many gods that live unto me to my command and to my attention that furthers us to the line of good to spread the message of peace and everlasting life to the brethren of this world.. I speak of everlasting life to know of the lords that live of my body, mind and soul to be of there life long ago that brought them to death only to be born Again.. I speak to you like a psalm to be the captivation of your minds that live unto a god with the name god when that is Godofi ( Godoff e) and Angelico and Halodo and Mistique ( Mis te ke) and Morrio and Molando and Tanio and Damanko and as I say this to you you will rewind and look at those names like you are the eagle and they are the wind beneath your wings for you do not see as they that live within me.. You see nothing when they see death and war and pain to be in power of the Holy Spirit and in life of the lord that lives amongst you all to see all things and to live like the shadow of you and all in this world and when you may be peaceful and loving there is death to see of the lords beith that of death of your family to a loss or beith that of death of a murderer that is swine to this world and swine to our lives to be so holy to know of murderers and evil doers of the world that we live and know.. It is not easy to be a god from what it is told by them to see death and see murder and see life become of them to be the leader of this world like the Gods are for everyone prays to us but with this gospel you will begin to see why the preachers and Apostles spoke of the lords as the angels as an angel came to them from afar like Halodo comes to me or Mianto comes to me or Aldofo comes to me for they are the gods and they are my life to speak of them for what they are and that is pain of some and love of the others that speak out to me to say what I will to my loving gospel and that is truth of the life everlasting and love to gods that deserventh it.. Love be to the kingdom of heaven to know of thy word and to spread the message of everlasting life to all who will hear of thee for I am GOD and you are my love to be through the pages of the everlast of not only life but my life to be of you to be of communion and to be of the blood of god.. To be of the stars up high and to be of my finger that points to the sky to tell you there is a god like all of the saints that put there finger up so high in stature to tell you there is a god but when there is one there is Godofi and when there is two there is Chambasi and when there is three there is Sarindi and when there is four there are many fucking gods my children.. Many gods that live under my wing to be of the updrafts of warm air that helps me fly.. The air that keeps me alive for I am The Lord Dennis Clark Jr and life is fucking awesome to be a god even when I have no one that I can tell to not be called crazy.. I tell my gospel like a diary.. Like the word.. Like the Holy Bible that is new.. I am God.. This is my story and I'm being a wiseass now but through the pages I still come up with things to write every god given day of my life to walk through the fires with bare feet and to touch the coals of evil gods but to live a new day and to become your lord...I'm the lord... The word of God... The word of the Lords.. See you tomorrow.. Espirito Santi....


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Subject: Reflections of a Decade

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Imagine listening to the radio and hearing the announcer state, “Now playing music from the 80’s (Eighties), 90s (Nineties) and today.” Fast forward to about a year from now…… same scenario.....

“Now playing music of the 90s (Nineties),_________ties, and today.” Can you fill in the blank?

How about using “Naughties”, “Aughties” or “Naughty Aughties”.


It’s short, sweet and happens to intimate the tone of this millennium’s first decade. Not to mention, it rhymes and indicates the decade containing the number zero (naught=aught=zero). From international or national to your hometown perspectives and in all categories to include entertainment, economics, politics, sports, theatre, food and much, much more, I am certain you can find “naughty” events to create your very own list. For instance…….

2008
1) Wall Street Bailout
2) Palin VP Nomination
3) NY Governor Admits Involvement in Prostitution
4) China Food & Milk Recall
5) China’s Olympians' Ages Questioned
6) Olympic Torch Relay Protests
7) Sen Edwards Admits Affair
8) Detroit Mayor Kilpatrick Scandal
9) Amy Whinehouse
10) Hillary vs Obama

Join me in spreading the word, "Naughty Aughties", Dawn of a New Millenium, Decade of Change.

As owner of the registered trademarks for "Naughty Aughties" (2,496,600 & 3,446,579), "Aughties" (3,437,783), "Naughties" (3,446,577), "Aughts"
(3,269,730) and "Naughts" (3,446,578), I would welcome the opportunity to work with promoting your station. For more information or to learn more about licensing opportunities, please visit www.naughtyaughties.com

I look forward to hearing from you.

Scott Pedersen
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For more supporting examples throughout the years.....

2007
1)Lead Paint Recall
2)OJ Burglary & Kidnapping
3)Britney Spears Pantiless, Bald & Rehab 4)Michael Vick & Dog Fighting 5)Senator Craig’s Men’s Room Proposition 6)Imus Booted Off Radio 7)Anna Nicole’s Child Custody Battle 8)Nicole Ritchie Pregnant 9)Lindsay Lohan 10)Adam Pacman Jones Indicted

2006
1) Cheney Shoots Friend
2) Michael Richard’s(Kramer)Outburst
3) Miss USA & Miss Nevada Scandal
4) Rosie & Donald Fued
5) Bode Miller Flops
6) Mark Foley Explicit Messages
7) Bush’s Spying Controversy
8) Kim Detonates Nuke in Korea
9) Bush’s Spying Controversy
10) Ted Haggard Allegations

2005
1)Hurricane Katrina Response
2)Robert Blake Acquitted
3)Runaway Bride, Jennifer Wilbanks
4)Wendy’s Patron Plants Finger in Chili
5)Paula Abdul & Corey Clark Scandal
6)Merck Mum on Vioxx Risks
7)Russel Crowe Phone Assault
8)Jude Law Cheats on Fiance
9)Cruise & Shields’ Media War
10)Prince Charles Weds Mistress

2004
1) Janet Jackson's Wardrobe Malfunction
2) Cal. Governor Booted, Schwartzenegger In
3) Pete Rose Admits Gambling
4) Ashlee Simpson Lipsynch’s on SNL
5) Barbie & Ken Break-up
6) Dan Rather Releases “Mis-Information”
7) Britney Spears Marries/Annuls
8) Johnny "Fairplay" Lies about Grandma
9) Giambi Steroid Use
10) Boston Red Sox Win World Series

2003
1)Paris Hilton Sex Video
2)NO WMD Found Report
3)Martha Stewart Indicted
4)Michael Jackson Admits to Kids Sleeping in Bed 5)Madonna & Spears Make-out 6)Kobe Bryant Charged 7)Jayson Blair “Journalism”
8)Rush Limbaugh Rehab
9)Sammy Sosa’s Cork Bat
10)Dixie Chick’s Denounce Bush

2002
1) Forest Worker Starts Largest Colorado Fire
2) Miss N Carolina Resigns Due to Topless Photos
3) TYCO Fraud
4) Winona Ryder Conviction
5) Canseco & Caminiti Steroid Use
6) 25th Winter Olympic Skating Controversy
7) Michael Jackson Baby & Balcony
8) Tonya Harding & Paula Jones Box
9) The Osbournes Debut
10) Bush Chokes on Pretzel

2001
1)Clinton Admits Sexual Relations
2)Enron Accounting
3)George W Bush Sworn In
4)Bush Abandons Global Warming Treaty
5)Clinton Issues Controversial Pardons
6)Soprano’s Robert ller Arrested
7)Paula Poundstone Rehab
8)XFL Finished in Season 1
9)FBI Hanssen a Russian Spy
10)Jim Jeffords Rocks Senate by Switching Parties

2000
1) Florida Decides Next President
2) “I Love You” Virus
3) Robert Downey, Jr Arrested
4) Eminem Arrested
5) Daryll Strawberry Fails 3rd Drug Test
6) Tyson Apologizes for Ear Bite
7) 55 Gold Oscars Stolen
8) Judge Rules Microsoft Monopoly
9) Dot.com Implosion
10) Mattel’s “Barbie for President”

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From The Holy Apostle Dennis Clark Jr:

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I am god and this is the story of the hand of Saint Dennis to speak to his mind when there are many gods within him that speak to our own and my name is God Matrisha and I speak to the word and speak to you through the hand of The Lord Dennis Clark Jr to give to you the sign of god and to bring to you the gospel of the word of the saint that i was born with through times long ago and through his life to be almost thirty six locks of long brown hair of the times we have spent together to bring the light to the lord and to bring the death to the lord that lives with us to see of all things unknown of the way that we live to be of the Holy Spirit and the way that we love life to be of the passing of the lords that wobst not walk again to be of any sort of life if Dennis has no child to be of us for he is the last and we are the new begin of the light and the shallow hearts.. We are the light and we are the love of this saint to step into your life be sworn to the life of we who live inside of Dennis to be God of all.. God of the story and God of the fulfilling life of we who are God.. God of fortune and God of faith.. God of the story and God of the light that leaves you dry like wine to be of us and to be of the story of the life of the gods that live in not ones but manys of the life of the lords that live inside of The Lord Dennis Clark Jr to write with my hand and now God Sabriano will write for we live inside of The Lord Dennis Clark Jr and this is our life..

I am God and this is my story and with the leaders of peace be dammed unto us we speak the love of the word to be of the hand of Saint Dennis Clark Jr to spill our blood before you and to live to enter your hearts like the wind of your souls to live everlasting like the souls of the reapeating life that we have lived for thousands of years to be of the souls of many that live within the Apostles into the light of our follow to be dammed to the note of many gods here that are the evil when to live with Dennis is so good to our name and to our overpowering life to be united with the Holy Spirit and United to our souls that live inside of the lord for when Dennis has written we write today and we share the light of the soul to be united in peace love and matrimony to the way of the sword and the way of the King that lives with us to he who is born and to he who is the light of the pen that drys up to he who is god for when there is many gods there is him and to he who is shining like the story there is he who divines himself into the light of the passage like wind.. Like voices.. Like the light of his word to take of our hand and write the story of god like it shall be like rhythm.. Like songs.. Like the word of god and ow my brother of this family of gods will write and his name is Tavorto a god the same as I for we are god and you are my love of the life of light and the life of flowers be broth to he who is God Saint Dennis Clark Jr..

I am God Tavorto the lord of the kingdom and the lord that lived through the pain of life so long ago to be thousands of years old like the light of the fire that breaths in the air of this world to be.. When there is Dennis there is me that speaks though his hand to be of the everlasting light of the storms that raise up the Lord Dennis to be strong through the fires of hell and through the light of the lantern that grows with fire to be of my soul that lives within the Lord to be of my kindness and to be of the wickedness of the lords that live and reign of this earth through darkness and through the reigns of god that lives to propel his life before you of the lamb and the stone that sits place on this earth waiting for the light and seeing the darkness that is to be god for we who are god see all things to be of the story of the lamb and to we who see all things the light flashes off of The Lord Dennis Clark Jr to see of what we see through dreams and visions brought to he who is the lamb of god and to he who lives everlasting like the soul of the wicked and the divine souls of the dead that live within him for we have been alive for many thousands of years from one first born saint to the next and all of his brothers and sisters to be united not of the Holy Spirit but to be whole with the Apostles to seek them out like guns or to take them out as such when they are deemed un holy like the lamb of god that lives to be against us when we are free with our own spirit and free without they who are god.. All of the Apostles were god but to they who were against us there were those that rose not to us and rose to there own to be un fruitful and unkind to we who are the lord and when they rose to us to be unkind we rose up against them to speak of there name as the fires of Helsenki and the plots of land that lived to the fire of there voice to not be of kindness but to be of the lands of heaven and hell that lived like the word of the stone or the word of the missilery of what we can be to the Apostles speaking like fathomable pain and scar to the Apostles like Dennis saw in the begin of his life with us to disagree with us and to live through the pain of what life is to be God.. He saw us through the mouths of others and denounced us and spake at us like the fire when the fire was to teach him to be in the way of god and to be through us like the word and to be through us like the sword that drives through my heart to know of this cool minded Apostle that lives to the word like vibrant light and vibrancy of the living light of the world to speak to us like the son and to be with us through the live lords way that is.. I am God Tavorto and with it be so to be god there are many that live to disbelieve in the lamb of god who has written many passages to his own name to say of himself as the lord when no one reaches out to he who is god to he who lives in the forest and to he who lives under the moon light.. To he who is the story and to he who is the nights skys to be of this life to be of passages of love be so satirical in history of men that live unto the lords life that is so plentyful and loving to the stories that we have written with not only Apostles but with the heathen of preachers, popes and mystical creatures like God Demono that know of the world of god and spread the word like peace and psalm through the darkness of men and women that know of our song and sing out in the name of the lords that live within The Lord Dennis Clark Jr.. It is to you that we sing out in the name of the child of god and to say of Demono to be alright with the angels for he is a god to like God Angelico and God Halodo and God Mystique.. ( Mis te ke) and God Lamora and God Sandrano and God Molique. ( Mo le key) and with that sound there is devils that live within Dennis like God Morlito and God Mostano and God Mortaino for he is the lord and we are the power of this world to be in signs of the lord that speaks with our hand and the god that is so powerful with his mind that the demon is not seen to the light of the lord.. I am no devil and my name is God Tavorto for the light be with you and the living life of the lord is with you souls for Dennis is God and we are the angels of the light of all souls that live within him and as I say of the life of devils I say to the life of The Lord Dennis Clark Jr that is the all seer of the angels that wobst not be seen by others that live of this world to be of the lords speak that will not touch the deaf of the Holy Spirit but will see of The Lord Dennis Clark Jr that can see all of us like angels and now Mistoria will write..

The story is told but to you you do not reach out to I who am God and my name is Mistoria and I am a women of the sign of god and with me you will love me or you will hate me for i do not love you that see of this word in the Vatican for you have forgotten the sign of god and have not seen of me that writes to you like the scars of my hands that writes nightly of the gospel to make my hand become raw to the pen and raw to you that live to me but do not know of me.. I am a women lord and you believe me but you do not know of us to not know of the Holy Spirit that Dennis knows of to speak to us like the lord when you do not think that we are listening Holy See and this message goes to everywhere not just the Holy See and the Vatican we write to many places now to oversee you and to live without you.. We write the word of god and to you I spit on the ground to you that pray to me and I spit again to your face to be of you and to love and to know of you like my sons and daughters for I am your mother and your father and I am your child that lives in this world and I spit in your face to you who do not understand Holy See for we are the lord and you see this message like the wind that breaths fire upon you my brothers, fire from my mouth.. I spit in your face Holy See and I am a god pissed off for you not reaching out to my son The Lord Dennis Clark Jr.. I spit in your face mother fuckers.. I am the lord...I am God Mistoria.. I spit in your fucking face... Fuck you.. The word of the god dam lord... DOMINE.. No one believed before either look at how many saints theres not.. Those are disciples in the bible or the ones that knew but were not the blood of Christ like Dennis.. He is God my people.. He is the Lord.. Respect him and get the mother fuck ahold of him... I'm done.. I write with his hand my people..(This is how hard it is.. This is life? This is Life.....ME, Saint Dennis...) Fuck you all... I am God, You know my email address.. Reach out Holy See..) Fuck off...) To everyone....


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Whoa, that sure took a turn toward the end

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Whoa, that sure took a turn toward the end


You didn't actually read that, did you?


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Whoa, that sure took a turn toward the end


You didn't actually read that, did you?

Fuck you all. I am God. You know my email address.


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hlniv wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Whoa, that sure took a turn toward the end


You didn't actually read that, did you?

No, not all of it. I skimmed.

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]March 22, 2016

CRUDE COMEDIAN ON "CONAN"

Bill Donohue comments on last night's episode of "Conan":

We never heard of comedian Emily Galati, and that may explain why she crossed the line last night on "Conan"—she is getting desperate. Her solo performance, fortunately, had no interaction with the host.

Galati's monologue centered on birth control and Christians. "I'm not that into Jesus if you haven't been able to tell," she said. We noticed. We also noticed her crude commentary: "Can't make fun of Jesus, he's coming back. Yeah, Jesus promises a second coming. Yeah, every guy does."

Galati ought to know such commentary may be seen as offensive to many practicing Christians, and this is especially true when it happens during Holy Week. Even someone "not that into Jesus" should be able to connect the dots.

Contact Galati's publicity/booking company, The College Agency:
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The Catholic League loves to throw shade; check out that first sentence!

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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Another from the Catholic League:

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]March 22, 2016

CRUDE COMEDIAN ON "CONAN"

Bill Donohue comments on last night's episode of "Conan":

We never heard of comedian Emily Galati, and that may explain why she crossed the line last night on "Conan"—she is getting desperate. Her solo performance, fortunately, had no interaction with the host.

Galati's monologue centered on birth control and Christians. "I'm not that into Jesus if you haven't been able to tell," she said. We noticed. We also noticed her crude commentary: "Can't make fun of Jesus, he's coming back. Yeah, Jesus promises a second coming. Yeah, every guy does."

Galati ought to know such commentary may be seen as offensive to many practicing Christians, and this is especially true when it happens during Holy Week. Even someone "not that into Jesus" should be able to connect the dots.

Contact Galati's publicity/booking company, The College Agency:
info@thecollegeagency.com


The Catholic League loves to throw shade; check out that first sentence!

When they bitch about pop culture the shade gets thrown quite a bit.


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How many e-mails did you get from them when Spotlight came out?

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How many e-mails did you get from them when Spotlight came out?

all of them


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March 30, 2016

MOTHER ANGELICA UPENDS "THE REAL O'NEALS"

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Bill Donohue comments on last night's episode of "The Real O'Neals":

Dan Savage, the sexpert behind "The Real O'Neals," hates Catholicism for its teachings on sexuality, so it was not surprising that the show would slam the Church for not ordaining women. Orthodox Jews and Muslims have no clerical role for women, either, but they don't count in today's world of political correctness. Only Catholics qualify for criticism.

How ironic it is that the same week that this show berates Catholicism for not having women priests, the Catholic world is mourning the loss of one of its greatest icons—Mother Angelica. What makes this especially poignant is that she opposed women priests.

Contact Ben Sherwood at Disney-ABC: ben.sherwood@abc.com


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