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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Tue November 12, 2019 7:41 pm 
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tragabigzanda wrote:
:nice: hotel sex is the best sex, in my experience

Getting away, even for a night is so good. Only things you really have to do is have sex and eat. Don't have to leave the room for either but is always fun to venture out.

all that stuff is fine, but i just meant that it seems we get a little less inhibited when it's not our house for some reason, like what happens at the hotel stays at the hotel


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Tue January 07, 2020 6:24 pm 
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"I'd like to go to dinner you but that is my dog's birthday".
Well, that was a new one.


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
"I'd like to go to dinner you but that is my dog's birthday".
Well, that was a new one.

Heads up, she's just not that into you.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Tue January 07, 2020 9:46 pm 
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surfndestroy wrote:
Biff Pocoroba wrote:
"I'd like to go to dinner you but that is my dog's birthday".
Well, that was a new one.

Heads up, she's just not that into you.

Yeah, it's only a fraction from "washing my hair".

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Tue January 07, 2020 10:42 pm 
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
surfndestroy wrote:
Biff Pocoroba wrote:
"I'd like to go to dinner you but that is my dog's birthday".
Well, that was a new one.

Heads up, she's just not that into you.

Yeah, it's only a fraction from "washing my hair".


early 20s had a female coed at college ask for my number. we talked a few times on the phone and the first two times, she was busy then i was busy. i shot for a third time when she was to call me. phone rang and my brother answered and thought it was my friend tish. he gave her a hard time for calling so "late" we both laughed then i realized it was the girl from school

i frantically grabbed the phone off my brother and explained the situation and told her i was freshly showered and ready to go out...


"im going to take a long bath tonite"

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Wed January 08, 2020 7:10 pm 
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tragabigzanda wrote:
surfndestroy wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
:nice: hotel sex is the best sex, in my experience

Getting away, even for a night is so good. Only things you really have to do is have sex and eat. Don't have to leave the room for either but is always fun to venture out.

all that stuff is fine, but i just meant that it seems we get a little less inhibited when it's not our house for some reason, like what happens at the hotel stays at the hotel

“We don’t have to wash these sheets”


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Mon January 20, 2020 9:39 pm 
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
"I'd like to go to dinner you but that is my dog's birthday".
Well, that was a new one.


Based on this weekend's events this situation may not be the open & shut case it seemed a couple weeks ago.
Or not.


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Tue February 18, 2020 9:58 pm 
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Random thought: has anyone ever brought their significant other to RM and not broken up?


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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Mecca wrote:
Random thought: has anyone ever brought their significant other to RM and not broken up?

Mine's smart, she'd never come here.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Sat March 28, 2020 5:33 pm 
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it's not a great time for dating

getting crazy horny

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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Dev wrote:
it's not a great time for dating

getting crazy horny


Quarantine your dick, bro


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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starting to think i might never get laid again

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Thu April 02, 2020 9:05 pm 
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I have a phone date tonight

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 2:59 am 
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dating just keeps getting more depraved and meaningless

pretty awesome I guess but a lot of work

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 3:02 am 
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i'm married to the trails

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
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i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 3:16 am 
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Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
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i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail


i was once hiking and came upon two individuals making the sex

it was not that enjoyable to witness, cause i had to see the guy's ass

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