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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
PostPosted: Wed September 20, 2017 2:55 pm 
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i've been getting good tinder matches but no one is responding to me. my game is off.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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someone help me out. my system you to just be "Hey ____, you're really cute. How's it going tonight?" but this shit is just bombing left and right. I'm not sure what else I can say.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Don't try to get dates. Engage on a personal level, like you're trying to make a friend. Be like a person, not a walking dildo.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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The Argonaut wrote:
Don't try to get dates. Engage on a personal level, like you're trying to make a friend. Be like a person, not a walking dildo.

huh

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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I'm an expert now. But remember, you were often impressed with the ease and level of engagement in my tinder conversations.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Be like me, dev. It'll be great.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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please type out a few of your convos so I can peep them and learn.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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I just got the hottest new match and I don't want to blow it.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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I'm gonna sit on this one until my zit heals.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Dev wrote:
please type out a few of your convos so I can peep them and learn.


They're all gone. The best ones I remember are:
The 21 year old who told me she got crossfaded by a river over the weekend, and I thought maybe she had been in a white water rafting accident.
The young lady who recommended Angel Olsen to me, and now I like two of her songs.
The other 21 year old who told me it would sometimes get to be -40 in Montreal.

Try some of that.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Try "what kind of trouble are you getting into this weekend?"

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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I prefer to wait until Monday or Tuesday, then say "What kind of trouble did you get into this weekend?

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Okay but it's almost Friday so use my version

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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My favorite thing about that line is that it's a mini-sociological experiment, because you get to see how lots of people react to the same prompt.
My second favorite thing about that line is telling people that it's my line, so that they can then make fun of me.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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So, it's come up in other threads, but there's this lovely young lady I've been talking to this week. She is either objectively beautiful or possibly just normally pretty and I'm in love with her so she just seems objectively beautiful to me. Either way, she's out of my league and definitely much cooler than me. We had briefly met a couple times earlier this month, but were flirty at a kind-of-party on Friday night and then we've been texting a little this week. She just signed off and told me as a final message: "And stop be weird and just ask me out dude."
I'm so glad that women are willing to be patient with me. I must be an infuriating person to interact with.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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What!?

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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The Argonaut wrote:
What!?

we're going to lose you now

you know what would be really funny? if you still didn't ask her out

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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She'd be pissed.

And also, just ftr, I had a gf the first 7.5 years of my RM life. I don't think going on one date will end The Argonaut persona.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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The Argonaut wrote:
She'd be pissed.

And also, just ftr, I had a gf the first 7.5 years of my RM life. I don't think going on one date will end The Argonaut persona.

it will stifle it

this is all too upsetting

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