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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
PostPosted: Fri October 13, 2017 4:07 pm 
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wait, I just need to clarify something about my dumb story. The girl who asked me to stay over last night was really just offering me a place to sleep. The last time a girl asked me to sleep in her bed but I left instead, that time it was an offer to bang. This was different

how do you know?

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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so my girl was like maybe we can go out sat but maybe ill go to a social but then she decides we will just go out. then this morning "wah my coworkers are making me feel like i should go out." i instantly responded "you should see me." then she bought us tickets for a 10 30 showing of blade runner and says we will just meet late. meh i will be asleep by the end of the movie and i just wanna make out anyway. i was reallly looking forward to tomorrow. anyway i dunno its not a serious issue but it was annoying. also i called her little girl and she said she didnt like it. gimme a break woman!

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
wait, I just need to clarify something about my dumb story. The girl who asked me to stay over last night was really just offering me a place to sleep. The last time a girl asked me to sleep in her bed but I left instead, that time it was an offer to bang. This was different

how do you know?

true.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Dev wrote:
so my girl was like maybe we can go out sat but maybe ill go to a social but then she decides we will just go out. then this morning "wah my coworkers are making me feel like i should go out." i instantly responded "you should see me." then she bought us tickets for a 10 30 showing of blade runner and says we will just meet late. meh i will be asleep by the end of the movie and i just wanna make out anyway. i was reallly looking forward to tomorrow. anyway i dunno its a serious issue but it was annoying. also i called her little girl and she said she didnt like it. gimme a break woman!

she doesn't seem worth it, sweetie

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Dev wrote:
so my girl was like maybe we can go out sat but maybe ill go to a social but then she decides we will just go out. then this morning "wah my coworkers are making me feel like i should go out." i instantly responded "you should see me." then she bought us tickets for a 10 30 showing of blade runner and says we will just meet late. meh i will be asleep by the end of the movie and i just wanna make out anyway. i was reallly looking forward to tomorrow. anyway i dunno its a serious issue but it was annoying. also i called her little girl and she said she didnt like it. gimme a break woman!

she doesn't seem worth it, sweetie

lol wut

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
so my girl was like maybe we can go out sat but maybe ill go to a social but then she decides we will just go out. then this morning "wah my coworkers are making me feel like i should go out." i instantly responded "you should see me." then she bought us tickets for a 10 30 showing of blade runner and says we will just meet late. meh i will be asleep by the end of the movie and i just wanna make out anyway. i was reallly looking forward to tomorrow. anyway i dunno its a serious issue but it was annoying. also i called her little girl and she said she didnt like it. gimme a break woman!

she doesn't seem worth it, sweetie

lol wut

just practicing talking to women

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
so my girl was like maybe we can go out sat but maybe ill go to a social but then she decides we will just go out. then this morning "wah my coworkers are making me feel like i should go out." i instantly responded "you should see me." then she bought us tickets for a 10 30 showing of blade runner and says we will just meet late. meh i will be asleep by the end of the movie and i just wanna make out anyway. i was reallly looking forward to tomorrow. anyway i dunno its a serious issue but it was annoying. also i called her little girl and she said she didnt like it. gimme a break woman!

she doesn't seem worth it, sweetie

lol wut

just practicing talking to women

:haha:

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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The Argonaut wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
so my girl was like maybe we can go out sat but maybe ill go to a social but then she decides we will just go out. then this morning "wah my coworkers are making me feel like i should go out." i instantly responded "you should see me." then she bought us tickets for a 10 30 showing of blade runner and says we will just meet late. meh i will be asleep by the end of the movie and i just wanna make out anyway. i was reallly looking forward to tomorrow. anyway i dunno its a serious issue but it was annoying. also i called her little girl and she said she didnt like it. gimme a break woman!

she doesn't seem worth it, sweetie

lol wut

just practicing talking to women

:haha:

I ate pig twice last week

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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I do not care at all

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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The Argonaut wrote:
I do not care at all

what? what's going on with you? snap out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Dev wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
I do not care at all

what? what's going on with you? snap out of it.

I don't care that she ate pig!

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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The Argonaut wrote:
Dev wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
I do not care at all

what? what's going on with you? snap out of it.

I don't care that she ate pig!

I had steak too, but didn't want to completely freak you out

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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do you think about us when you're gone?

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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Apparently, she thinks about me every time she eats meat.

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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The Argonaut wrote:
Apparently, she thinks about me every time she eats meat.

too true, asher. Too true

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im such a nice guy and malice is total garbage.


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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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also Canadians

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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
PostPosted: Fri October 13, 2017 5:33 pm 
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It's OK, Argo. She probably just thinks you're gay again now.

I mean, we'd been making out and stuff
And she texted me this morning and said that she wanted to clarify that she wasn't mad last night, just confused. lol, get used to that, honey. My name is argo and I make things awkward and confusing

Just be like "listen...I had to poop and I panicked"


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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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It's fine, it's fixed. In other news, we could all learn a thing or two from DMX:

I fucks with these hoes from a distance
The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin' they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night
I sink my teeth in to bite
You thinkin' life, I'm thinkin more like, "Whassup tonight?

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Why are you afraid to love again?


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 Post subject: Re: Adventures in Datin' with Dev!
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DMX just makes me laugh sometimes. I'm actually legit excited about this young lady I'm seeing

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