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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 3:17 am 
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i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail


i was once hiking and came upon two individuals making the sex

it was not that enjoyable to witness, cause i had to see the guy's ass

haha I bet lenny would have traded places with you no doubt about that

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 3:18 am 
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Dev wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail


i was once hiking and came upon two individuals making the sex

it was not that enjoyable to witness, cause i had to see the guy's ass

haha I bet lenny would have traded places with you no doubt about that

you're the guy's ass

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail


i was once hiking and came upon two individuals making the sex

it was not that enjoyable to witness, cause i had to see the guy's ass

haha I bet lenny would have traded places with you no doubt about that

you're the guy's ass


he pulled his pants up and tried to play it off like nothing was going on

but i knew

i knew that was the sex

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail


i was once hiking and came upon two individuals making the sex

it was not that enjoyable to witness, cause i had to see the guy's ass

haha I bet lenny would have traded places with you no doubt about that

you're the guy's ass

replace 96 with lenny, the guy with me and the girl with any chick and you have one hell of a film/experience

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail


i was once hiking and came upon two individuals making the sex

it was not that enjoyable to witness, cause i had to see the guy's ass

haha I bet lenny would have traded places with you no doubt about that

you're the guy's ass

replace 96 with lenny, the guy with me and the girl with any chick and you have one hell of a film/experience


i mean

did i say they made it out alive?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail


i was once hiking and came upon two individuals making the sex

it was not that enjoyable to witness, cause i had to see the guy's ass

haha I bet lenny would have traded places with you no doubt about that

you're the guy's ass

replace 96 with lenny, the guy with me and the girl with any chick and you have one hell of a film/experience

any chick = malice

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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96583UP wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail


i was once hiking and came upon two individuals making the sex

it was not that enjoyable to witness, cause i had to see the guy's ass

haha I bet lenny would have traded places with you no doubt about that

you're the guy's ass

replace 96 with lenny, the guy with me and the girl with any chick and you have one hell of a film/experience


i mean

did i say they made it out alive?

:censored:

:throwup:

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2020 3:27 am 
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Dev wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dev wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
i'm married to the trails

haha awesome

i'm full of sh*t

i want to f*ck the trail


i was once hiking and came upon two individuals making the sex

it was not that enjoyable to witness, cause i had to see the guy's ass

haha I bet lenny would have traded places with you no doubt about that

you're the guy's ass

replace 96 with lenny, the guy with me and the girl with any chick and you have one hell of a film/experience


i mean

did i say they made it out alive?

:censored:

:throwup:


don't worry, they did

but i will never look at a pair of mesh shorts the same way again

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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I'm chatting with a doctor on one of the apps. A doctor. Like a MD doctor. Can you guys imagine if I married a doctor? I don't deserve to marry a doctor. Maybe like a nurse, maybe even a P.A., but not a doctor. That's crazy

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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i've heard that since they're all either infected with Covid or insolvent from lack of elective procedures they've had to lower their standards

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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I don't think I've ever even talked to a doctor socially. Now I'm marrying one. This is crazy

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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The Argonaut wrote:
I don't think I've ever even talked to a doctor socially. Now I'm marrying one. This is crazy

congrats

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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The Argonaut wrote:
I'm chatting with a doctor on one of the apps. A doctor. Like a MD doctor. Can you guys imagine if I married a doctor? I don't deserve to marry a doctor. Maybe like a nurse, maybe even a P.A., but not a doctor. That's crazy

How do you think you'll screw this up?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
PostPosted: Wed July 01, 2020 2:36 am 
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
I'm chatting with a doctor on one of the apps. A doctor. Like a MD doctor. Can you guys imagine if I married a doctor? I don't deserve to marry a doctor. Maybe like a nurse, maybe even a P.A., but not a doctor. That's crazy

How do you think you'll screw this up?

Talking about marriage.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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I don't think I've ever even talked to a doctor socially. Now I'm marrying one. This is crazy

congrats

Lenny! Hi!

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
I'm chatting with a doctor on one of the apps. A doctor. Like a MD doctor. Can you guys imagine if I married a doctor? I don't deserve to marry a doctor. Maybe like a nurse, maybe even a P.A., but not a doctor. That's crazy

How do you think you'll screw this up?

I'll forget to lock up my W-2 before she comes over and she sees it. Boom. Dumped

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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I don't think I've ever even talked to a doctor socially. Now I'm marrying one. This is crazy

congrats


boom

Lenny

Clog for us

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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Lenny's back?


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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We had a great time at your dinner party, the wife wanted me to extend our thanks

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Thread
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The Argonaut wrote:
I just told the doctor that she has a very sincere and happy smile. I'm going to have to note that one down so that I'll remember to put it in my vows

Sounds like the kind of comments I see on Facebook from creepy dudes on female profile pics.

So yeah, use that.

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