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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
PostPosted: Thu December 07, 2017 6:33 pm 
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how's that new gf doing, bdawg?

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I dont have time to entertain you today goddamnit my bitcoins are on fire.

s*ck my f*ck

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bune wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
I dont have time to entertain you today goddamnit my bitcoins are on fire.

s*ck my f*ck

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you can s*ck my f*ck too

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Pretty sure I just broke my toe. Hit it so hard against the door frame the outter layer of skin cracked all the way around the base. Swollen like a goddamn sausage.

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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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Pretty sure I just broke my toe. Hit it so hard against the door frame the outter layer of skin cracked all the way around the base. Swollen like a goddamn sausage.

Your skin cracked? What are you made out of?

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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McParadigm wrote:
Pretty sure I just broke my toe. Hit it so hard against the door frame the outter layer of skin cracked all the way around the base. Swollen like a goddamn sausage.

Your skin cracked? What are you made out of?

You've never popped open your skin before? I did not so long ago - hit my thumb with a hammer and burst my thump open

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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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Rangi Guy wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Pretty sure I just broke my toe. Hit it so hard against the door frame the outter layer of skin cracked all the way around the base. Swollen like a goddamn sausage.

Your skin cracked? What are you made out of?

You've never popped open your skin before? I did not so long ago - hit my thumb with a hammer and burst my thump open

Yeah, but I would describe that as a split.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Pretty sure I just broke my toe. Hit it so hard against the door frame the outter layer of skin cracked all the way around the base. Swollen like a goddamn sausage.

Your skin cracked? What are you made out of?

You've never popped open your skin before? I did not so long ago - hit my thumb with a hammer and burst my thump open

Yeah, but I would describe that as a split.

Fair call

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Split's a more appropriate word. Sure.

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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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McParadigm wrote:
Split's a more appropriate word. Sure.

This is what happens when you twitter and walk.


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Split's a more appropriate word. Sure.

This is what happens when you twitter and walk.

I was helping my daughter pretend to fly.

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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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McParadigm wrote:
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Split's a more appropriate word. Sure.

This is what happens when you twitter and walk.

I was helping my daughter pretend to fly.

I love that.

(take it out of her college fund)


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Strat wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Strat wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Split's a more appropriate word. Sure.

This is what happens when you twitter and walk.

I was helping my daughter pretend to fly.

I love that.

(take it out of her college fund)

"I'm afraid it's medical experiments for the lot of you."

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I accidentally wore my boxer briefs inside-out today.

I felt like I had to tell someone, and I'm thankful to have RM as a sounding board for this kind of thing.

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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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Bammer wrote:
I accidentally wore my boxer briefs inside-out today.

I felt like I had to tell someone, and I'm thankful to have RM as a sounding board for this kind of thing.

i heard that can make your cock smaller

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I accidentally wore my boxer briefs inside-out today.

I felt like I had to tell someone, and I'm thankful to have RM as a sounding board for this kind of thing.

i heard that can make your cock smaller

Len, what is your next step for employment? Figure that out yet?


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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I accidentally wore my boxer briefs inside-out today.

I felt like I had to tell someone, and I'm thankful to have RM as a sounding board for this kind of thing.

i heard that can make your cock smaller

*wife reads over my shoulder*
"These are the boys you're always talking to??!"

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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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McParadigm wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I accidentally wore my boxer briefs inside-out today.

I felt like I had to tell someone, and I'm thankful to have RM as a sounding board for this kind of thing.

i heard that can make your cock smaller

*wife reads over my shoulder*
"These are the boys you're always talking to??!"

tell her i said hi

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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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Strat wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I accidentally wore my boxer briefs inside-out today.

I felt like I had to tell someone, and I'm thankful to have RM as a sounding board for this kind of thing.

i heard that can make your cock smaller

Len, what is your next step for employment? Figure that out yet?

ski team equipment manager

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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Strat wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I accidentally wore my boxer briefs inside-out today.

I felt like I had to tell someone, and I'm thankful to have RM as a sounding board for this kind of thing.

i heard that can make your cock smaller

Len, what is your next step for employment? Figure that out yet?

ski team equipment manager

That really sounds like an awful job.


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