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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
PostPosted: Sun September 26, 2021 3:07 am 
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I'm gonna go clean the toilet .

Which one? We have two here.


Not yours, coo noo! mine

I won't be getting to yours for another 2 weeks or so

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PostPosted: Sun September 26, 2021 12:58 pm 
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Surprised that the bank called me this morning; surprised I answered as it was an unfamiliar number. I made an online purchase on Thursday that triggered a fraud alert and they locked card. All good now.


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PostPosted: Sun September 26, 2021 1:32 pm 
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Surprised that the bank called me this morning; surprised I answered as it was an unfamiliar number. I made an online purchase on Thursday that triggered a fraud alert and they locked card. All good now.

was it pornography


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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
PostPosted: Sun September 26, 2021 4:34 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon September 27, 2021 1:26 pm 
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For whatever reason I woke up at 2 AM this morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. So I went downstairs…quietly, so as not to wake the family…and I’ve just been enjoying the peace and quiet.

A little while ago, I head for the bathroom. But the moment I shut the door, an unfamiliar woman starts yelling from my kitchen! With panic in her voice!

WTF? I come flying out, and….I’m alone. In the dark. TV off. Computers off. No one here.

Suddenly this same woman shrieks again, FROM RIGHT BEHIND ME.

“GET UP!” She pleads. “WE’VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!”

Spoiler: show
“THERE’S A SHARKNADO!!!”

My best guess is that somehow my Alexa ended up with somebody else’s gimmick 6 AM alarm.

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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
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Wtf?! Did you change your underwear?

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PostPosted: Mon September 27, 2021 2:44 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue September 28, 2021 11:19 am 
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crown of thorns

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i was busy grilling meat...i'll try to keep up..i could use some help from you cunts when its busy though


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PostPosted: Tue September 28, 2021 11:20 am 
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lenny, we are adding an hr specialist. interested in moving to pittsburgh?

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i was busy grilling meat...i'll try to keep up..i could use some help from you cunts when its busy though


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PostPosted: Tue September 28, 2021 12:38 pm 
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Peeps wrote:
lenny, we are adding an hr specialist. interested in moving to pittsburgh?

no chance for remote work?

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I’m a going to wear a cape out the rest of the month.


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PostPosted: Tue September 28, 2021 1:00 pm 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Peeps wrote:
lenny, we are adding an hr specialist. interested in moving to pittsburgh?

no chance for remote work?



hmmm im not sure. i can ask

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i was busy grilling meat...i'll try to keep up..i could use some help from you cunts when its busy though


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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
PostPosted: Tue September 28, 2021 9:24 pm 
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Peeps wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Peeps wrote:
lenny, we are adding an hr specialist. interested in moving to pittsburgh?

no chance for remote work?



hmmm im not sure. i can ask

thanks bro...i have a sweet life in alabama so it'd be difficult to pack up and move

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I’m a going to wear a cape out the rest of the month.


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PostPosted: Tue September 28, 2021 9:37 pm 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Peeps wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Peeps wrote:
lenny, we are adding an hr specialist. interested in moving to pittsburgh?

no chance for remote work?



hmmm im not sure. i can ask

thanks bro...i have a sweet life in alabama so it'd be difficult to pack up and move

chick-fil-a is a national chain bro


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PostPosted: Wed September 29, 2021 5:01 am 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Peeps wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Peeps wrote:
lenny, we are adding an hr specialist. interested in moving to pittsburgh?

no chance for remote work?



hmmm im not sure. i can ask

thanks bro...i have a sweet life in alabama so it'd be difficult to pack up and move



Sorry Len you’d have to move here

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i was busy grilling meat...i'll try to keep up..i could use some help from you cunts when its busy though


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Peeps wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Peeps wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Peeps wrote:
lenny, we are adding an hr specialist. interested in moving to pittsburgh?

no chance for remote work?



hmmm im not sure. i can ask

thanks bro...i have a sweet life in alabama so it'd be difficult to pack up and move



Sorry Len you’d have to move here

hmm...does it pay 6 figures?

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I’m a going to wear a cape out the rest of the month.


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 Post subject: Re: Talk About Your Day Thread
PostPosted: Wed September 29, 2021 5:43 pm 
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there is a squirrel that regularly shows up on our patio that i throw a couple of nuts to every so often..he hasn't been around the last few days but this morning he walked right into our house because we always leave the patio door open..he just stared at me


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sometimes you feel like a nut


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my dog used to bark endlessly at him a few years ago and now they just acknowledge each other


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I see an albino squirrel on my afternoon bike ride, every so often. Tried to get a picture a few times, but he ain't having it.


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