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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
PostPosted: Sun April 15, 2018 9:09 pm 
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Why is it snowing on the middle of April?!?

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Why is it snowing on the middle of April?!?


because God hates us


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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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theplatypus is correct. also, southwest isn't assigned seating.

Yeah but I'm not flying that piece of shit airline. Plus, they'll check your carry on for free if they run out of space.

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
theplatypus is correct. also, southwest isn't assigned seating.

Yeah but I'm not flying that piece of shit airline. Plus, they'll check your carry on for free if they run out of space.


I've had nothing but good experiences with Southwest. Everything is super transparent and you know what you're getting. You don't have to be a super diamond plus executive to be treated like a person.


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Grown men who wear Crocs to fly because they think it saves time at security

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Grown men who wear Crocs to fly because they think it saves time at security

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Grown men who wear Crocs to fly because they think it saves time at security


Lol

Or the grown men who wear neck pillows around the airport


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theplatypus is correct. also, southwest isn't assigned seating.

I can't imagine flying without a seat pre-assigned. How gauche.

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In a crowded space, when two people are walking towards each other, why do they usually freeze and forget how to pass each other? And when they do pass each other, why do they typically do it wrong by crossing paths rather than staying to the right?


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why farts smell extra vicious in the shower

Humidity. Same reason you can often smell things more just before it starts to rain. Either that or your asshole is rotten

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why farts smell extra vicious in the shower

Humidity. Same reason you can often smell things more just before it starts to rain. Either that or your asshole is rotten

Well right now it is most certainly rotten.


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In a crowded space, when two people are walking towards each other, why do they usually freeze and forget how to pass each other? And when they do pass each other, why do they typically do it wrong by crossing paths rather than staying to the right?

I've been at a huge convention for the past week, and this happens every time I have to get up from my desk and walk around

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Why is it that guys with just a soul patch for facial hair always look like they're curling their lower lip into their mouth like they have a pinch in there or something?

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Why is it that guys with just a soul patch for facial hair always look like they're curling their lower lip into their mouth like they have a pinch in there or something?

Cause it looks like the shadow made when one does so.

I don't understand Reddit references on this board, particularly referring to my slamming keys. Google isn't helpful, either.

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Drug epidemic ensnares 25-year-old pill for nerve pain

WTF is wrong with people. My wife needs this medication to function because of her nerve pain and now there's a possibility of it being restricted? Ugh.

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why the guy in front of me ordered two $5 fill ups at KFC...he ordered one then as he was about to pay he very casually said “let’s make that two”

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
washing machine wrote:
In a crowded space, when two people are walking towards each other, why do they usually freeze and forget how to pass each other? And when they do pass each other, why do they typically do it wrong by crossing paths rather than staying to the right?

I've been at a huge convention for the past week, and this happens every time I have to get up from my desk and walk around

I've found that the best approach is to avoid all contact and just keep your eyes on your line of travel (at the ground level). Most people seem to read the cue and avoid your intended path.


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