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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
PostPosted: Wed February 28, 2018 8:56 am 
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Why other bananas than the Cavendish are so hard to find in Europe.


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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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At least you are aware of the possible reasons. No one around here seems to have a fucking clue what it means when you get flashed.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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My two attractive friends have one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen. Just the ugliest fucking kid.

How do I break this to them gently?

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Do you have to share that with them?


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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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I'm hoping he grows out of it.

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Like 99% of all babies look horrendous.

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BurtReynolds wrote:
My two attractive friends have one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen. Just the ugliest fucking kid.

How do I break this to them gently?


I'm sure they are feeling stressed out about this as well...

I'd bet they would love to hear a friend say "why don't you two take a break and let me watch your monkey for a few hours?"

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BurtReynolds wrote:
My two attractive friends have one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen. Just the ugliest fucking kid.

How do I break this to them gently?

call the baby "breathtaking" in front of them


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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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bune wrote:
Like 99% of all babies look horrendous.

This is a special case. Also it's like over a year old.

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knee tunes wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
My two attractive friends have one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen. Just the ugliest fucking kid.

How do I break this to them gently?


I'm sure they are feeling stressed out about this as well...

I'd bet they would love to hear a friend say "why don't you two take a break and let me watch your monkey for a few hours?"

You're right I'm gonna say something

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Good luck.


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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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knee tunes wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
My two attractive friends have one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen. Just the ugliest fucking kid.

How do I break this to them gently?


I'm sure they are feeling stressed out about this as well...

I'd bet they would love to hear a friend say "why don't you two take a break and let me watch your monkey for a few hours?"

:lol:

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BurtReynolds wrote:
bune wrote:
Like 99% of all babies look horrendous.

This is a special case. Also it's like over a year old.


That kid's screwed.


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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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Why people that are allergic to peanuts stay away from all nuts when the peanut is not a nut. You’d think they’d stay away from beans.


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Most nuts are not nuts.


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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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even deez nuts?


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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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especially dose nuts.

Spoiler: show
Peanuts aren't even a nut, they're a legume!

*pushes glasses back up*

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wease wrote:
Why people that are allergic to peanuts stay away from all nuts when the peanut is not a nut. You’d think they’d stay away from beans.


people that test positive for peanut allergies can still test positive for other nut allergies. my daughter is deathly allergic to peanuts, but can have hazelnuts, but not cashews or walnuts. so rather than itemize every one, it's easier to stay away from all nuts.

the problem is also cross-contamination. a lot of nuts are processed in the same facility as peanuts. so even though they may only be allergic to peanuts, they need to stay away from all nuts.


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bune wrote:
especially dose nuts.

Spoiler: show
Peanuts aren't even a nut, they're a legume!

*pushes glasses back up*

they share similar proteins though


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 Post subject: Re: Things you just don't understand
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bune wrote:
especially dose nuts.

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Peanuts aren't even a nut, they're a legume!

*pushes glasses back up*

Exactly. That’s my point.


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