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 Post subject: Re: RM'ers with kids.
PostPosted: Wed December 19, 2018 5:35 pm 
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My supervisor is out on bereavement leave this week, and the first thing I said to my wife about it was, "Well, now I can leave half an hour early every day." She slapped me, but I stand by it.

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PostPosted: Wed December 19, 2018 6:39 pm 
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Fuck yeah. Supervisor is out = no one to see you leave early. (or get to work late, but that's another hill)


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 Post subject: Re: RM'ers with kids.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
My supervisor is out on bereavement leave this week, and the first thing I said to my wife about it was, "Well, now I can leave half an hour early every day." She slapped me, but I stand by it.

i'll die on your hill with you comrade


I think you're allowed to say such things in your own home.

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Took Ezzy bear to ER today cause he was wheezing coughing spitting up etc... Has RSV

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Took Ezzy bear to ER today cause he was wheezing coughing spitting up etc... Has RSV


Damn, good luck. RSV put my son in the hospital for a week last year. Is he on the breathing machine?


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tree_ wrote:
Took Ezzy bear to ER today cause he was wheezing coughing spitting up etc... Has RSV


Damn, good luck. RSV put my son in the hospital for a week last year. Is he on the breathing machine?

They sent us back home cause his oxygen level and all other stats were good. We took home a nebulizerand antibiotics and we're instructed to watch him close for worsening symptoms

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tree_ wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
tree_ wrote:
Took Ezzy bear to ER today cause he was wheezing coughing spitting up etc... Has RSV


Damn, good luck. RSV put my son in the hospital for a week last year. Is he on the breathing machine?

They sent us back home cause his oxygen level and all other stats were good. We took home a nebulizerand antibiotics and we're instructed to watch him close for worsening symptoms


That's good. Gospeed.

On an unrelated note, did your nephew like Smash?


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Monkey_Driven wrote:
tree_ wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
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Took Ezzy bear to ER today cause he was wheezing coughing spitting up etc... Has RSV


Damn, good luck. RSV put my son in the hospital for a week last year. Is he on the breathing machine?

They sent us back home cause his oxygen level and all other stats were good. We took home a nebulizerand antibiotics and we're instructed to watch him close for worsening symptoms


That's good. Gospeed.

On an unrelated note, did your nephew like Smash?
thanks. It's tough seeing him like this.

Nephew loves it. Also didn't comment on no plastic wrap

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tree_ wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
tree_ wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
tree_ wrote:
Took Ezzy bear to ER today cause he was wheezing coughing spitting up etc... Has RSV


Damn, good luck. RSV put my son in the hospital for a week last year. Is he on the breathing machine?

They sent us back home cause his oxygen level and all other stats were good. We took home a nebulizerand antibiotics and we're instructed to watch him close for worsening symptoms


That's good. Gospeed.

On an unrelated note, did your nephew like Smash?
thanks. It's tough seeing him like this.

Nephew loves it. Also didn't comment on no plastic wrap


Good deal. Glad he is enjoying it.


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 Post subject: Re: RM'ers with kids.
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Would you rather live in a giant shoe or a cottage?
Do you think Nintendo has planned their next console yet?
Which company is richer Amazon or Walmart?
Would your rather have your own pinball machine or arcade game?

Jesus, my kid's in 7th grade now. When does he stop asking boring as questions?

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Does b not know how to use Google yet? (In regards to the 2nd and 3rd questions)

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He did google one of those. I mean, who really gives a crap. No one in my house is an economist.

I'm not going to let him google everything b/c then he'd be on the computer from 6am - 11pm.

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Apparently, the youngest Weaseling turned on iMessages on her iPad and since her iPad is under my account she can see ALL the texts I've sent and received since turning it on. Including all the ones in which I say the word "fuck". She showed one to Mrs Wease at church this morning that I sent to her when I was pissed at work the other night.

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wease wrote:
Apparently, the youngest Weaseling turned on iMessages on her iPad and since her iPad is under my account she can see ALL the texts I've sent and received since turning it on. Including all the ones in which I say the word "fuck". She showed one to Mrs Wease at church this morning that I sent to her when I was pissed at work the other night.

Not sure if it's possible on Apple products. But, Android allows you to have kids accounts via the Family app. You can age restrict features and allow/deny apps. Could be worth looking if Apples do this. Especially worthwhile if you and the Mrs. trade nudes.

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wease wrote:
Apparently, the youngest Weaseling turned on iMessages on her iPad and since her iPad is under my account she can see ALL the texts I've sent and received since turning it on. Including all the ones in which I say the word "fuck". She showed one to Mrs Wease at church this morning that I sent to her when I was pissed at work the other night.

your wife is going to leave you and you will be forced to settle with big tits

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wease wrote:
Apparently, the youngest Weaseling turned on iMessages on her iPad and since her iPad is under my account she can see ALL the texts I've sent and received since turning it on. Including all the ones in which I say the word "fuck". She showed one to Mrs Wease at church this morning that I sent to her when I was pissed at work the other night.

Best clear that browser history, homey.

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Yeah did she see the veiny t*ts

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did you tell your wife about big tits? i thought i remember you saying you did, but i'm not sure

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Mrs. Wease has the tits pic as her phone wallpaper.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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