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PostPosted: Thu August 09, 2018 10:20 pm 
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Whaaat ... at least a teenager can wipe its own ass and get a glass of water

:haha:

Look at this guy over here, thinking anything changes when they get older. Sure they can, but it doesn't change that they still pee on the floor (wtf, kid - you can aim that thing you know!) and knock the glass of water over because they don't have control of their gangly body. So it's actually a net negative since they eat more and take up more space.

Also congrats. I was gone for the last two weeks so I probably missed the photo thread.


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tree_ wrote:
Whaaat ... at least a teenager can wipe its own ass and get a glass of water

:haha:

Look at this guy over here, thinking anything changes when they get older. Sure they can, but it doesn't change that they still pee on the floor (wtf, kid - you can aim that thing you know!) and knock the glass of water over because they don't have control of their gangly body. So it's actually a net negative since they eat more and take up more space.


i do these things and i'm 38


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Ass-wiping and water-getting is a piece of cake compared to the psychological investments needed for teenager.


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PostPosted: Thu August 09, 2018 10:22 pm 
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Umm... I meant they aren't recovering from a traumatizing child birthing labour and aren't a toddler ... Guys, this post partum shit is like a period times 1000

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What Sam Harris video inspired this thread?

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I wish I had the state of mind to think about Ham Sarris right now... God.. I'm gonna be such a shitty, pos, angry father/husband... I guess I'm white trash after all

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I wish I had the state of mind to think about Ham Sarris right now... God.. I'm gonna be such a shitty, pos, angry father/husband... I guess I'm white trash after all

Remember not to let your children do anything that makes you dislike them and you'll be ok.

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tree_ wrote:
I wish I had the state of mind to think about Ham Sarris right now... God.. I'm gonna be such a shitty, pos, angry father/husband... I guess I'm white trash after all

Remember not to let your children do anything that makes you dislike them and you'll be ok.
haha... This is sounding more and more idiotic by each second of being a parent

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tree_ wrote:
Whaaat ... at least a teenager can wipe its own ass and get a glass of water

ummm, babies are not supposed to drink water

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yes water kills babies.

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My wife is also semi disabled for the time being.

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My first son turns 6 soon. My second son turns 6 months soon. The 6 year old is immensely easier to take care of.


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Post-pardum depression is no joke. It is very very commin and often untreated. If you feel it may actually be a concern, remind your wife that counseling is something that almost no one ever regrets

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I'm the true victim right now my god

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It's true. Being a dad sucks for a good two years plus. But stick it out. It's worth it eventually. You are doing god's work right now, tree. Your baby doesn't appreciate it and your wife might not be able to show you right now that she appreciates it, but remember this: Argo appreciates it. Good job, you're the man

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a lot of times the problem is sleep deprivation which exacerbates the PPD and can turn it into regular D

get help from as many people as you can to handle the baby so she can rest

you can recover when you get back to work

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She can't rest cause the baby must suck on her boobies every 2 hrs !!!

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And I'm on eternal diaper duty, on same schedule... If my mom comes stay the night, she will be helpful to me, not wife... And wife will hate me for it

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Parenthood sounds great


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Right now it all feels like a cruel trick to get me to have a kid at all

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