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 Post subject: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
PostPosted: Wed July 29, 2020 11:57 pm 
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Share tips and tricks here on staying alive in our potential dystopia.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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Buy beans. A lot of beans. In cans of course.
Fuck toilet paper, get used to leaves or the 3 shells.
Stay away from anyone you know that has a gun.
Have high grade security in your home that doesn't require electricity.
If you don't know how to already, learn to make camp fires for warmth and cooking.
Don't forget, always double tap and have good cardio.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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Develop a capacity for unspeakable cruelty.

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Maintain your friendship with ruddo


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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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Maintain!? I've been struggling for years just to get it started

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What the fuck kind of post is that Argo?


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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Develop a capacity for unspeakable cruelty.

Done and done

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Rangi Guy wrote:
So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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The Argonaut wrote:
Maintain!? I've been struggling for years just to get it started

He's a hard man to get off. Keep trying and you'll achieve climax.

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So skating back to the train station after work today things went wrong.....now my skateboard is at the bottom of the harbour :(


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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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We have this thread in N&D called preppers. I have two stocked bunkers, one on each coast

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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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Dear Lord, please don't let the apocalypse hit while Rudd is on vacation in Nebraska

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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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Caltrops. Lots of caltrops.


Oh, and also get comfortable with the prospect of killing and eating your neighbors.


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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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macphisto wrote:
Caltrops. Lots of caltrops.


Oh, and also get comfortable with the prospect of killing and eating your neighbors.

No didn't you see or read The Road?!

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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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i guess the post-apocalypse is now

for all of RM's supposed pride in thread integrity

we now have 2 french fries threads

and 2 preppers threads

both created by mods

the hour of darkness is nigh

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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
macphisto wrote:
Caltrops. Lots of caltrops.


Oh, and also get comfortable with the prospect of killing and eating your neighbors.

No didn't you see or read The Road?!

No, but I just read the plot summary on Wikipedia and it sounds pretty groovy.

3. Have more than two rounds of ammo.


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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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macphisto wrote:
Caltrops. Lots of caltrops.


Oh, and also get comfortable with the prospect of killing and eating your neighbors.


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 Post subject: Re: Post-Apocalyptic Survival thread
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Develop the cold-blooded ability to kill.

Purley for protection, food, laughs.

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